Wannabe designer Breccia Demartini

Wannabe designer Breccia Demartini

THE DIRTY ARMY:  So Nik, this tranny looking designer Breccia Demartini thinks she’s famous because she had one night in fashion week. Someone needs to break it to her that Houston is no New York and her pieces are ratched- the clothes are not flattering and she uses fringe on everything. It’s actually quite embarrassing to be seen in one of her pieces. She thinks she’s some hot shot and talks in some awkward accent calling everyone darling. Saw her out last week and wanted to punch her. She does some weird Zoolander pose w her lips constantly even in pictures. Someone needs to break it to her that she needs a fall back career and most likely some facial reconstruction. Her body is disgusting, too.

The only fashion houses in Houston are Foot Locker. I wouldn’t stress on the success of Breccia Demartini.- nik


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  1. ZoolanderDecember 8, 2017 at 10:02 AM

    Staring into oblivion

  2. WhyNovember 18, 2017 at 10:50 AM

    That eyeliner is scarrryyy
    I’m scared for real
    Not cat eye it’s evil eye

  3. How is she a designerNovember 17, 2017 at 3:54 PM

    What is she wearing
    Looks like
    Some two dollar choker piece from forever 21
    Put down that eyeliner hunny and get. A stylist ASAP

    • Hair!November 18, 2017 at 10:53 AM

      More like hair stylist
      Why is her hair green???

  4. jack.hahnNovember 17, 2017 at 1:13 PM

    OP: “…her pieces are ratched- the clothes are not flattering…” Most high fashion clothing is meant to be worn ONCE by the purchasing sponsor’s companion at some event, NOT because it looks good, but to keep someone else from being able to wear it. The clothing is usually worn by three people; the model at the fashion show, the event attendee, and some homeless person, who fishes it out of a dumpster. The clothes return to the dumpster when they’re too dirty or stinky to wear anymore. Presentable fashion clothing is given to an Intern employee in lieu of a salary in some cases, IF it can be cleaned, without it falling apart.

    • WhatNovember 18, 2017 at 3:05 AM

      It’s not high fashion
      She sells that crap in bulk
      Overpriced garbage
      Pretty sure they’d fall apart but who even buys this stuff
      Maybe they can tell u

  5. NotmymoneyNovember 17, 2017 at 10:25 AM

    I hate that lipstick color. This isn’t the 1950’s!

    • AgreeNovember 19, 2017 at 4:30 AM

      I concur
      What’s up w the eye liner though

  6. LotusXTCNovember 17, 2017 at 9:35 AM

    tranny? Something about her face looks drag queenish

    • What’s the differenceNovember 17, 2017 at 3:55 PM

      Don’t most trannys go drag anyway
      I hate when girls or guys do the kiss pose constantly
      Let’s try to reinvent the wheel on that one
      Makes u look hella insecure