Kansas City

Fukboy on the rise — Sam Houze

Fukboy on the rise — Sam Houze

THE DIRTY ARMY:  This creepy looking dude is Sam Houze, a recovering alcoholic making his living off bartending now telling people he’s an owner of a sh*t hole bar in the Dotte. He spends the majority of his days trying to get attention after his divorce on social media bc he works out to cheat on the women who are dumb enough to date him. He even brags about his base model Dodge Charger like that’s something impressive. This dude spreads his lies quicker then his DRDs and is now saying he’s got a chance at being on American Ninja Warrior which is a joke. He’s a pathetic and insecure loser. Watch out girls he likes brown haired girls!

OP — Did they come to snuff the rooster?

https://thedirty.com/?p=2248586

The Amnesia of Amethyst

The Amnesia of Amethyst

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I first met Amethyst D. Staud (Amey Staud) on my second interview for IHOP in South Wichita, KS. She had a black metal hoodie on could barely speak because she said she had laryngitis. She was laughing just fine and carriering on a conversation but had no voice. I should have noticed the signs. But I was not looking to uncover something so well organized and carried out. I was looking for a job and job only. I only worked 3 weeks before i quit. Durring this time I noticed a couple of other servers taking notice at her as well along with the entirre grill line which consisted mostly hispanics and 2 white dudes. Anyways the two other servers were always flurting with her and she was on the phone all the time. And making great money and I will tell you how trust me. When I finnaly got her number which was the first week I put it in the contacts under “Amey the chick that wasnts the D.” Remember that because its super hillarious.

My last day was mothers day 2017. I said f**k it, its just pancakes and went outside because we were dead. No one came up to me but her and she actted supper sad that I was thinking about leaving and said to me. ” Curtis you can’t go, youre my only friend.” If that was true its really sad, but from everything that is going to happen in the upcoming months it makes it hard to belive. I ended up quitting that night.

From that day on, Amey was coming everywhere with me. She wouldnt leave me alone at all. I was and still am in a very bad spot in life and I had the right mind to know that I was no good for her and told her this. And said it was best to stay away. I was super depressed because so far its been 9 moths living out of my car. I couldn’t figure out why she wouldn’t leave me alone. I mean what girl goes for a homeless man with no job? The only thing is I had a great running Mustang that I lived out of so it made it hard for anyone to believe I was a bum even my family and friends.

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https://thedirty.com/?p=2229496

Receding Harry Dixon

Receding Harry Dixon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he doesn’t have a license, a job, or a car from getting a DUI from going to get boned in the ass. He runs a huge drug business out of his 300 square foot apartment. And he keeps it all in the cabinets above his three foot counter top, and in two boxes that he likes to consider a “safe.” He gets so obliterated that drool usually starts running down his chin. He likes to fall asleep at bars and go home with random P4Ps, who he likes to believe are “bad b*ches” because they have two jobs: floozying and bartending. He makes drug runs across state and then has to hire someone to drive him back because he can’t drive. A degenerate? Yes. He likes to tell stories of how girls call him and say he gave them DRD and then he got tested and didn’t have it. Lmao. Point here… I suppose that is a job and hiding from the cops. The FDA will probably be on to him soon. …….stays in his small headquarters all day with his blackout curtains staring deep into the large drug craters on his face. They are so big in fact I think small aliens live in them. I swear one time I saw one move.” (Quoted by repeat offender Charlesie Heitzman’s comments) Harry’s Hobbies: Deceives and date rapes women. Takes innocent lives from innocent people by spreading his DRDs not only with the women he date rapes but also swingers at swinger parties. Knocked up a poor innocent minor aged victim after drugging her. Clearly neglects the innocent child as well. Banned from KC Power&Light District. Nik, for the interest of the community this degenerate needs to stop ruining innocent lives by spreading his DRD.

https://thedirty.com/?p=2229889

Lance Wagner of Kansas City

Lance Wagner of Kansas City

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this clown Lance Wagner is bad news. He will promise but never follow through. He will steal and cheat and lie just to get high on pills or avoid being held responsible for his actions. He is abusive and hits women, and has 2 children he never sees. He has had DUIs so doesn’t have a license, yet drives around in a car he just took without ever paying for. This is the type of guy who is always taking advantage of good people with no gratitude. NO honor or integrity in him. Can be very convincing, but DO NOT TRUST HIM, he will sh*t on everything that is good in your life and then make you feel like you are the one at fault. Entitled, selfish, lazy, dishonest, drugged out psycho.

https://thedirty.com/?p=2230801