THE DIRTY ARMY:Kelly Anne is America’s next fake wannabe youtuber. She has farted on her bestfriend Darla’s Meatloaf and should be a better friend. That meatloaf recipe was everything to Darla. You’ll find her around Blue Springs, looking for ingredients to steal your loaf recipes only to fart on for fame. She has been seen eating chicken on the sidewalk at Hardee’s and will throw eaten bones at you if you come to close. This mama needs a wet wipe cause she smells like rotten tuna. Be on the look out Blue Springs and Kansas City!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Keith Picht is a neck-bearded scumbag who deserves to be high on the list. He is a family wrecking scumbag who preys on mentally ill married mothers of the kids he trains/coaches. He doesn’t care to use condoms and isn’t man enough to fess up to his low morality and shitty behavior. He only thinks with his tiny member and is only out for himself. Don’t let him around your kids either. He has been previously fired for lewd behavior from a previous employer working with kids.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Keith Picht is a scumbag who has sex with married women who are the mothers of kids he trains and coaches. He preyed on one such mother who was suffering from a mental illness. Do not let him coach or be near your children or family. He is not an avid condom user. Your kids and family are not his priority. Thinking with his tiny member is, however. He has been fired from a previous employer for similar behavior.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Crystal Murray-Jordan of Springfield Oregon. She uses the names Crystal Dawn, Don Diminico, Crystal Jordan-Murray and is frequently referred to as Crystal Meth by the people who are unfortunate enough to know her. Crystal is, as you probably already can tell, a junky. She had 3 children, all of which she lost custody of due to drug use, illegal activites and all around swamp donkey behavior. She recently faked a pregnancy for 4 months to keep a guy on a ball and chain, despite everyone knowing she has the birth control implant, norplant, in her arm. Though, she claimed it broke, but never sought medical attention for it. She faked sonogram photos, used the print outs of someone else’s and blacked out the name and date, when brought to Planned Parenthood for medical care, she promptly returned to her rides vehicle stating “they don’t make walk in appointments” She gave the same guy she tried to trap, a case of DRD that was so bad that he was hospitalized for several days and after urinating blood for a week. She’s claimed she has stage 4 cervical cancer and thats why she weighs 12.5 lbs, not because shes been injecting meth for 20 years. She’s so wrapped up in conspiracy theories that she’s convinced her former friend, who tried for nearly a year to save her from herself, is hacking her and spying on her alongside her ex that managed to break free from Smeagol before it’s nasty little fangs sunk in to his neck like all the d1cks that have sunk in to her. Avoid this creature at all costs. She’s a nearly incurable disease
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi I’m Mackaylee Beach I’m 24 years old and fuk my married boss whose 40 years old with two kids. I think I’m super hot and smart when really I’m white trash like my mom looking for hand outs! Let’s me know if your over the hill and want to f$&@!
THE DIRTY ARMY: This b1tch here is a homie hopin home wrecker. The Dirty Hoe. She models for Flawless International yeah she pretty, but her pus55y pretty stinky. She always be up in the mirror worried about what her face and how her hair looks. She lives her little fairy tale life with all these dudes, but yet the b1tch can’t even keep her house clean livein with roaches and rats, but yet her home smells better then her stankie pu55y. She a piece of shit mom worried about who’s the next in line. She has a tote full of toys but can’t find one yet big enough. Every dude that she’s ever been with are now in prison, due to her federal informant a55. She clams she’s from the hood but the cvnt has only fuked the hood. Keep your man, your baby daddy’s; and your friends away from this rachet hoe. She’s a narcissistic sociopath and a emotional manipulator.