Moister Than An Oyster Kelly Anne
THE DIRTY ARMY:Kelly Anne is America’s next fake wannabe youtuber. She has farted on her bestfriend Darla’s Meatloaf and should be a better friend. That meatloaf recipe was everything to Darla. You’ll find her around Blue Springs, looking for ingredients to steal your loaf recipes only to fart on for fame. She has been seen eating chicken on the sidewalk at Hardee’s and will throw eaten bones at you if you come to close. This mama needs a wet wipe cause she smells like rotten tuna. Be on the look out Blue Springs and Kansas City!