Crazy chick will drive you mad — Krystle Davila
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ever watched “As Good As It Gets”? Ever seen an obsessive compulsive going at it? Strange, right? Well, this shortie is that and a whole lot more. Has to wash her hands on almost boiling water, clean her house top to bottom. Add to this her paranoid attitudes and incessant lying, put it in a blender and presto! You got yourself this nut job. She is 29, and went after me (53) with her slut mode full on. Her previous relationship was with a woman. The one before with a guy older than me. If you think her sexual preferences are strange, you don’t know the half of it. A full submissive who has to be choked to get there. So insecure of herself she will hound you for even looking . Forget finding any social media footprint. She has none. Leaves you to wonder what other bizarre truths about her are out there. This chick is so confused, unbalanced and erratic, on top of crazy paranoid, she is guaranteed to make your life hell. But if action is what you seek, and kink is your bag, by all means pursue. Prior to our first date, thru texts, this floozy was giving it up already. Just don’t stick around for the drama.
— When he says your choker looks nice, but you’re too shy to tell him his hands would look better.