Crazy chick will drive you mad — Krystle Davila

Crazy chick will drive you mad — Krystle Davila

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ever watched “As Good As It Gets”? Ever seen an obsessive compulsive going at it? Strange, right? Well, this shortie is that and a whole lot more. Has to wash her hands on almost boiling water, clean her house top to bottom. Add to this her paranoid attitudes and incessant lying, put it in a blender and presto! You got yourself this nut job. She is 29, and went after me (53) with her slut mode full on. Her previous relationship was with a woman. The one before with a guy older than me. If you think her sexual preferences are strange, you don’t know the half of it. A full submissive who has to be choked to get there. So insecure of herself she will hound you for even looking . Forget finding any social media footprint. She has none. Leaves you to wonder what other bizarre truths about her are out there. This chick is so confused, unbalanced and erratic, on top of crazy paranoid, she is guaranteed to make your life hell. But if action is what you seek, and kink is your bag, by all means pursue. Prior to our first date, thru texts, this floozy was giving it up already. Just don’t stick around for the drama.

—  When he says your choker looks nice, but you’re too shy to tell him his hands would look better.

 

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  1. SuperKickPartyJuly 2, 2018 at 1:47 AM

    OP you have serious problems buddy

  2. BbrdcMay 13, 2018 at 12:41 PM

    What’s her number email it to me, I know her [email protected]

  3. NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 4:32 AM

    Here are a few easily verifiable facts. Don’t take my word for it, go visit Michael Forbes in brookside and have lunch on a weekend and observe. She works there, as i did-until she had me fired and banned. (This was very early on).
    As to her social deficiencies, those will be as obvious as the moles in her face.
    The staff lives on gossip, and she has quite the resume. So springing a decent tip would yield troves from the staff.
    As far as my motivation to make all this public the explanation is simple.
    I left it all up to her.
    The relationship was serious. Her breakup was thru text. Cowardly, cruel and cold.
    I asked for the decency of a face-to-face. She chose to ignore.
    I threatened to make every single incident of her morbid fascination with the destruction of the beauty we had public.
    Her choice.
    The specific instances of her certifiable jealous rants will be in her own words thru the texts.
    The true torment endured will be thus obvious as nasty moles.

  4. GregnKCMay 10, 2018 at 10:00 AM

    Sounds like a pedophile wrote this. Find someone your own age, grandpa. A single, 53 year old man posting slander on social media about a young, HOT babe, answers why he is single. Hide your children! This dude should be mentally restrained.

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:45 AM

      To gregnkc, hate to break it to ya pal, but “pedophile ” ? A thirty year old freak with mental issues doesn’t quite qualify. Not by a long shot.
      And catch the part where she approached me.
      Slander is calling me a pedophile….
      Every aspect of my statements about her are easily provable.
      As to most aspects of your statements, i don’t know what to tell ya.
      How do you mentally restrain someone, anyway? Care to explain?

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 1:56 AM

      I am the fool that fell for this nut job. Guilt as charged.
      I had worked with her for months never paying any attention to her.
      It was only after she approached me that this nightmare began.
      I ought to have had more sense no doubt , especially after she shared she self medicates with xanax .
      “I’m usually under some sort of benzo” were the exact words.
      As for trying to break up with her…..i tried 9 different times.
      Indeed i am weak , but when the midnight bootie call from her was a variant of “come over, i want you to r¥&€ me”, or “you didn’t spank me hard enough last time”…, i must indeed claim weakness of the flesh

  5. SassyAssyMay 9, 2018 at 8:29 PM

    I know her, and I’d say about 90% of this post is false. This guy is obsessed with her and if anyone needs to beware of anyone, it’s of him. Edwin John Davison. Steer clear of him, ladies. Unless, you want to be his next victim. Real talk.

    • NotapedoMay 13, 2018 at 12:38 AM

      As a personal note to you , for the sake of credibility, since you claim to be doing “real talk”,:
      Your choice of user name is weak.
      SassyAssy is a clothing store exclusively selling attire for strippers.
      Perhaps not the wisest choice to elicit credibility.
      Perhaps your subconscious way of saying you lie here.
      Want to see some text threads that prove my claims?!
      Didn’t think so.
      Go back and swing on the pole

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:31 AM

      I challenge you to prove your claim. “I know this girl…90% is false”.
      I have stayed not only with absolute facts about her, but with rather benign information.
      Didn’t say a thing about her almost nonexistent communication skills (talking to her is tantamount to conversing with a retard). Her driving is a clear indication of a deficiency of some sort. (“I don’t drive in the freeway “)….????wtf who doesn’t drive in the freeway?!
      As to basic etiquette on interpersonal relations, one chat with this psycho will illustrate my point.
      Now , does any of this have to do with the fact she smokes weed constantly?, i didn’t think so. Add to it the xanax and whatever else she chooses to play with to keep her demons at bay, and you get the freak that she is.

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:04 AM

      As to the validity of my statements, i will have to post threads of her texts. Her psychosis is hard to believe. It makes for incredible reading.
      Consider how following her visit to the hospital she immediately began to accuse me of going after nurses.
      The lying she is capable of is incomprehensible.
      Stay clear.

    • Buff BunnyMay 10, 2018 at 9:09 AM

      Ya he’s a psycho who’s dick doesn’t even work

      • NotapedoMay 13, 2018 at 12:43 AM

        Why “buffybunny”?! Was i drunk? Don’t remember boinging you.
        (Or limp noodle slapping you)
        Do tell!
        You weren’t in the closet watching, were you?
        Wouldn’t put it past Krystle to have had you there.

  6. Crazy BitchMay 7, 2018 at 3:15 PM

    I have a restraining order against this old nut bag whom I regret ever making a connection. This site is trash, and for everyone commenting, glad the torment he has been putting me through for going on six months is entertaining for all of you.

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 3:07 AM

      What heartfelt and accurate statements!!
      NOT!!
      The perfect forum!
      Making your life hell?
      Who was in the hospital dying when you chose to lie and say you were outside and couldn’t find me, when you were really in California?
      Who managed to first say ” just get better, i wanna take care of you and marry you!”, and then managed to first accuse me of going after nurses and then just didn’t even bother picking me up?
      Hell!?
      And what of the picture i posted of you here…the infamous mole-connect-dots?
      How did i get it?! WHEN did i get it?
      YOU sent it to me two weeks ago freak!
      The perfect forum indeed.
      Google your name and this site pops up.
      Perfect.
      No gossip. No slander. Nothing but facts.
      Need the texts to prove who tormented who?
      Need the pics to prove what I say is true?
      No prob.

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:07 AM

      Care to share how many “old nutbags” you have pursued?
      I venture to say they may have been simply “old” to begin with, and ended nutty by osmosis ya crazy bitch.

  7. TigreMay 5, 2018 at 10:11 AM

    She’s pretty cute by Kansas City standards.

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:37 AM

      She is cute indeed and exceeding sexual. As i stated, she is a submissive who enjoys pain. I commanded her to send me nudes….the sort of nudes few women would ever even consider doing..and she complied.
      The warning once again is there is nothing but irrational and crazy underneath. Don’t fall for the trap.
      Hell !, she is her tattoo!!! A black widow!

  8. TheRainMakerMay 5, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    Get rid of those damn moles.

    • GuythMDMay 9, 2018 at 8:17 PM

      Lucky for you, you don’t have to look at her, so why do you even care? Lol!

    • Crazy BitchMay 7, 2018 at 7:45 PM

      Ha ha. If you want to give me $1600+ bucks to have two moles on MY face removed, then by all means do so, and I’ll go get them removed for aesthetic reasons. Otherwise, bye!

      • NotapedoMay 16, 2018 at 10:22 AM

        I would gladly give you $1600 if you promised to use it to fix the real problem. I never had an issue with the moles. Two words “cindy Crawford ” maybe im just old school. I saw you beautiful and perfect just the way you were.
        If i happen to die tomorrow, you will get a whole more than $1600.
        Pathetic old man hasn’t changed his will.

      • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:09 AM

        Keep the nasty moles and invest in psychiatric help…or continue to play doc with the xanax.

      • TheRainMakerMay 9, 2018 at 12:15 PM

        Who quoted you $1,600? It costs around $300 to remove a mole. You have no excuse. Get rid of that damn mole on your nose which is an eyesore. It’s disgusting to look at.

    • PhDinEDMay 7, 2018 at 4:37 PM

      Everyone has moles, you psycho! I heard you have one right on your asshole according to your dirty page. Get a life.

  9. Georgia97May 5, 2018 at 4:35 AM

    I suddenly want to play connect the dots

  10. IsmellyourhandMay 4, 2018 at 10:35 PM

    Cant help but think OP is kind of a d1ck considering her mental state and she actually kept herself off social media. No reports of theft, drugs, drd, etc. Yep, a D1ckhead.

    • NotapedoMay 12, 2018 at 2:54 PM

      Here are some thoughts to consider when labeling me a d!ck.
      What would you do if you ran across an individual whose sickness and behavior generated damage around them?
      I am talking about someone who lacked empathy , or was so incredibly selfish that she disregarded how her actions brought about damage around her?
      Someone who possessed an outside demeanor so benign, it made it impossible to see her for what she really was?
      You would be a d!ck in staying quiet about it.
      You would be irresponsible in not warning those around you.
      The depth and nature of this woman’s pathology resulted in serious damage to both of us.
      A suicide attempt by each one.
      Serious stuff.
      My intent is simple. Warn.
      Tell the tale of how i got suckered into this disgusting sickness and lost myself.
      Give all specific instances of her actions as accurately as possible.
      I am positive that sooner or later past lovers of hers will add credence to this post.

    • Crazy BitchMay 7, 2018 at 3:24 PM

      I have a restraining order against this psycho who has been making my life hell for 5 months now. So I am so glad this is entertaining for people. It’s not entertaining having someone harass you. Thanks!

      • NotapedoMay 13, 2018 at 12:29 AM

        You fail miserably on all points, most notably on the intent of my post.
        Warning, not entertainment. That’s what this is about.
        I stand behind each and every statement i make .
        Save yourself the embarrassment of having me post your words that prove my claims.
        Take your medicine.

      • NotapedoMay 13, 2018 at 12:04 AM

        The restraining order is the perfect example of her lying ways.
        I was unfortunately too sick to attend the hearing where she was required to present the evidence to back her claims.
        Here are the amazing discrepancies:
        Under race: she put Hispanic. Wow! Y’all know my full name and age. Facebook will make clear this brilliant assessment on her part.
        Under “explain relationship ” she writes:
        “Ex-friend, sort of boyfriend ” Rather misleading since she had not one but two engagement rings. She agreed on the date of the wedding only to back out and rip my heart.
        As to the harassment. I paid for her to change her number.
        I lacked the means to contact her!!
        Until, of course, she called late at night, high as a kite , looking for the booty call.
        And the golden claim “I’m afraid for my life!”…..
        What can I say?
        Remember my hospital stay? Four and a half weeks!!! Five days in ICU??? Emergency operation ?????
        Yup. Back in late November. Rendered me practically bed bound, STILL!!
        Want to read the threads of her statements and promises?
        I recommend you skip them. They will break YOUR heart.
        Hell, she couldn’t even keep her promise to pick me up.
        Pathological liar , selfish and dangerous narcicist.
        That’s you babe.

  11. Studio CityMay 4, 2018 at 5:04 PM

    you can tell she just shaved her “stasch” off. guess scissor that dyke got old….

    • NotapedoMay 14, 2018 at 10:03 PM

      Studio city: your vision is as poor as your writing skills, let alone the grammar.
      She suffers from many things yet facial hair isn’t one of them.
      As a matter of fact, she has absolutely delicious skin and incredibly responsive body. Her wetness was an aphrodisiac.
      Spend a bit of time noticing basic sentence structure and invest in a pair of glasses.

  12. Diego the Taco MakerMay 4, 2018 at 4:14 PM

    Krystle is definitely wife material.

    • NotapedoMay 13, 2018 at 12:51 AM

      Diego, i hope you are not serious .
      May your taco making abilities surpAss your capacity to ascertain the wife-worthiness of an individual.
      If , however, you happen to be part of the staff at work, and got to see the pic I sent the dishwasher, i understand completely.