THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, to some CHARLESIE MCKENZIE HEITZMAN to others DEAD FISH. Frequent Flyer she has now surpassed a second, third, fourth, and fifth repeat on The Dirty for good reason. Why stop at something you are so good at? By day she is a United States Post Office Carrier in the methamphetamine capital of the world Independence, Missouri and by night a gold digging club rat. Either way no thinking needed, not much has changed since 15 minimal effort kind-a-girl. This one has a plethora of skeletons in the closet. Three sums, hooking up with cops to “get off,” sex for money, nude photo leaks, driving drunk, black mail, and this is just the tip of the ice-burg.

In her pathetic mind none of it has happened because she drowns it out with alcohol, meth-molly, and coke. Make sure to say plethora because she loves to use big words in sentences out of place constantly. Along with quoting big words with intent to belittle others yet failing…. Charlesie also likes to blame her actions on others. Such as being “drugged” on a constant which is why her phone is “stolen,” “money is “gone,” and “purse is missing.” Because people are out to get her……. the fact could never be repercussions of her actions and irresponsibility………. Deep down inside she is an insecure lonely troll that burns all her bridges with no real qualities and skills.

An added bonus on her traits include but are not limited to; using people in a nonchalant way, talking sh*t on her family, stepping on people’s backs, using co-workers, claiming all the men want her, claiming she has stalkers. Future motive: marry rich. Other fun facts….Her old crew was: Ashley Snook & Christina Faulkner… so if that doesn’t make you cringe enough let’s just say prostitutes are less infected. I feel bad for whoever’s life she drifts into. Spoiler alert when mommie Cherie and sissy Christen attempt to comment & defend. Let’s remember the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. A.k.a….. you two have skeletons as well. If you want to be on blast to by all means comment below. Like you said before nik-“ Her dream job would be stripping but she’d never make the cut.”

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  1. ballerOctober 5, 2018 at 2:36 PM

    Wait – he has a sunglass co/drug dealer and he lives in a 300 sq ft apt and no car LMFAO

  2. GetitrightDecember 26, 2017 at 1:52 PM


  3. Proud MotherDecember 15, 2017 at 8:47 PM

    Wow, people have no Morales on life.
    I sure hope you don’t have a Daughter.
    Remember Karma does happen.
    My heart breaks for you.
    I wish people would look like their actions.
    Wow whoever wrote this,
    I hope fate gives you what you deserve.
    Please,don’t let my name come out of your mouth,not less your praying for me.
    Yes,I need prayers from Evil doers as you.
    Yes,this is Charlesie’s Mother.
    Jealousy, gets people no where.
    Hope you were 22 and owned your own house and 2 vehicles.
    Remember,maybe not here,but when you meet your maker.
    You will have some explaining to do.
    I was taught to treat others as if it was you treating yourself.
    Sounds as if you hate yourself.
    Prayers,sent for you.

  4. HarryDecember 14, 2017 at 9:33 PM

    Dads not in prison, moms dead. The only random I went home with was you. I have a successful drug business selling sunglasses at my company Beta Shades. If you want some custom/ and or LED glasses, hit me up on FB or check out the new website shes ready to launch on Jan 1 2018. “Haters gonna hate” thanks for the free advertisement Poster! ($100 says it was a chick)

    • 00December 17, 2017 at 11:18 PM

      You are not the owner. . . “Augustine Hanger” is the current owner
      John Lewis previously and Christopher Long previously were owners.
      As you know.

      Indictment is close. We are zeroing in on you.
      Leaving the state or country will result in an arrest.
      Watching your every move.

      • HarryDecember 18, 2017 at 7:29 PM

        Nobody with that name is involved with my company. Chris started Beta Shades Unlimited, and hired me to be a part of it, with John, before John went off to start his own company and Chris needed to focus more on his realty business. I now own Beta Shades Llc. Started as Beta Shades ULTD Llc, the same company and is now mine, only mine and completely different from its original form. MY website launches this week and we are filming MY video at Aua Saturday night. So come see me sling those Shades aka “drugs” into the crowd. I’ll be the guy not hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. My name and logo are on the Aura flier. Swing by and educate me more on what you “know.”

        PS I’m leaving the state and country multiple times over the next month. Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, FB, or Snap for photos of Beta Shades (not behind bars.) ;)

  5. Coming for youDecember 14, 2017 at 5:39 PM

    And yeah Harry Dixon your apple doesn’t fall far from the tree like your dad is in prison for murder and your mom doesn’t even claim you. But, we are all just chatting here

    • HarryDecember 14, 2017 at 9:44 PM

      You know I don’t know anything about your mom or your sister other than where your mom lives, she doesn’t make turkey on thanksgiving and your sister has a son named N$&@&/ that you think looks like you, righ? I mean how could I possibly know about things you never told me? Someone just laid out more details than you ever gave me. How could you possibly think it was me?

  6. Coming for youDecember 14, 2017 at 5:30 PM

    Harry Dixon posted this post
    He lives at 933 McGee. He doesn’t have a license, a job, or a car from getting a dui from going to get boned in the ass. The second part is half true. He runs a huge drug business out of his 300 square foot apartment. And he keeps it all in the cabinets above his three foot counter top, and in two boxes that he likes to consider a “safe”. He gets so obliterated that drool usually starts running down his chin. He likes to fall asleep at bars and go home with random hookers, who he likes to believe are “bad bitches” because they have two jobs; Hoeing and bartending. He makes drug runs across state and then has to hire someone to drive him back because he can’t drive. A degenerate? Yes. He likes to tell stories of how girls call him and say he gave them herpes and then he got tested and didn’t have it. Lmao. Point here… i suppose that is a job and hiding from the cops. The FDA will probably be on to him soon. He constantly talks about not living for more than another year and dyin soon. He’s very depressed and stays in his small headquarters all day with his blackout curtains staring deep into the large drug craters on his face. They are so big in fact I think small aliens live in them. I swear one time I saw one move.

  7. MattDecember 14, 2017 at 3:13 PM

    Apparently she didn’t respond to this persons messages. These things aren’t true. I’ve spent a lot of time with her.

    She loves her family, and doesn’t talk bad in them. That’s nuts. This whole thing is nuts.

    Oh no, a 24 year old girl with her own house and cars drinks too much sometimes and forgets things. She still gets up and goes to work. So, why would a girl with a great full time job be having sex for Money?

    Mocking her about having stalkers as you write an anonymous biography actually just proves her right.

  8. SuckForABuckDecember 12, 2017 at 6:43 PM