To some CHARLESIE MCKENZIE HEITZMAN to others DEAD FISH
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, to some CHARLESIE MCKENZIE HEITZMAN to others DEAD FISH. Frequent Flyer she has now surpassed a second, third, fourth, and fifth repeat on The Dirty for good reason. Why stop at something you are so good at? By day she is a United States Post Office Carrier in the methamphetamine capital of the world Independence, Missouri and by night a gold digging club rat. Either way no thinking needed, not much has changed since 15 minimal effort kind-a-girl. This one has a plethora of skeletons in the closet. Three sums, hooking up with cops to “get off,” sex for money, nude photo leaks, driving drunk, black mail, and this is just the tip of the ice-burg.
In her pathetic mind none of it has happened because she drowns it out with alcohol, meth-molly, and coke. Make sure to say plethora because she loves to use big words in sentences out of place constantly. Along with quoting big words with intent to belittle others yet failing…. Charlesie also likes to blame her actions on others. Such as being “drugged” on a constant which is why her phone is “stolen,” “money is “gone,” and “purse is missing.” Because people are out to get her……. the fact could never be repercussions of her actions and irresponsibility………. Deep down inside she is an insecure lonely troll that burns all her bridges with no real qualities and skills.
An added bonus on her traits include but are not limited to; using people in a nonchalant way, talking sh*t on her family, stepping on people’s backs, using co-workers, claiming all the men want her, claiming she has stalkers. Future motive: marry rich. Other fun facts….Her old crew was: Ashley Snook & Christina Faulkner… so if that doesn’t make you cringe enough let’s just say prostitutes are less infected. I feel bad for whoever’s life she drifts into. Spoiler alert when mommie Cherie and sissy Christen attempt to comment & defend. Let’s remember the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. A.k.a….. you two have skeletons as well. If you want to be on blast to by all means comment below. Like you said before nik-“ Her dream job would be stripping but she’d never make the cut.”