Watch Out for Chris Riley of Kansas City

Watch Out for Chris Riley of Kansas City

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chris Riley might take you out for a nice dinner? To his pool at One Light, or whatever it is you want to do…..But DON’T let that act fool you!!! He’s just another bro. (Greg). “I’m just a really bad texter and so caught up in my work” will be his daily excuse; but in reality, he’s just a lying bro, activity on every dating site, with a small Greg, trying to be a f-boy. All because someone told Homie it was cool.

If you can get past that, he may or may not have slept with someone else the morning of the day he takes you on a first date! Hahaha Joke is on you!! He’s an asshole, though. Ladies- Please don’t say I didn’t warn you!! Beware! His type is everywhere!

I’m curious as to what his hairline looks like in 2017.- nik

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  1. ..September 13, 2017 at 10:34 AM

    Sounds like someone’s a little bitter after being pumped and dumped….

  2. SPURS FANSeptember 11, 2017 at 9:12 AM

    OP sounds borderline retarded.

  3. jack.hahnSeptember 9, 2017 at 11:25 PM

    This is what women get, when they choose men based on the color of their teeth.

  4. Diego the Taco MakerSeptember 9, 2017 at 4:30 PM

    To the poster- probably shouldn’t give it up that easily. Just saying….

  5. DeedeeSeptember 9, 2017 at 4:13 PM

    Slim pickings in Kansas. There are places with sun you can move to OP.

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