THE DIRTY ARMY: Amanda Lynn is back at it sloring it up all over Langdon, Strathmore, and Carseland. She has ruined 3 different relationships in the last 2 months. Not only is she moving in on these men she is destroying any memories they have from there previous relationships. If they have kids she has them call her mom. She cuts their ex out of any pictures. She is so f*cked up on meds that she can’t even take care of her own kids. Her 16 year old is barely in school and is dealing drugs all over Langdon! She needs to grow up and act her age…be careful ladies this one is all types of crazy!!!

–She sounds like a real gem. Take care of you own kids Amanda

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik take a look at this slag , her and her mates pretend to be ‘from rich families’ lol these thots go to the national newspapers and sell details of their shags with Z listers. This chic sent me numerous messages asking when my mate is gonna take her away when he was not interested. All her mates in London are the same. Nasty thots all over bro. Her mates are even worse lol.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, gossip columnist and talk-show host Rob Shuter was able to break the news from his sources that the designer of Meghan Markle’s royal wedding dress is Stella McCartney. He revealed this scoop on The Royal Wedding Podcast episode 2 after attending a McCartney fashion show in Los Angeles.

I’m not FORGY so this means nothing to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sick and tired of looking at this bird Kimberly Garner in The Daily Mail. A source in the industry told me she pays for her coverage along with commentators on a daily bloody basis. Just some chick despeardo for fame. Went to US of A. Glad to be rid of her. In London, she is known as a desperate ass (the only pics she pays fake photographers to take of her are of her ass).

My mates know her and they say she has a bad case of DONT U KNO WHO I aM thing going on when in reality she was in ONE episode of a reality show 5 years ago if not more. Also known to be super snobbish, says no sex till marriage, but she’s reaching 30 yet recently had her butt done and takes pics of her bending over in a g string. WTF? Oh yeah, pays for the fake ass people to comment sh*t like Y u no VS model, basically why do I keep on being embarassed for her.

Tell her to go and stop wasting cash on paid for articles as she is a huge laughing stock. Her IG stories are hilarous she poses with her crotch out or puts camera between her legs ‘to show her bikini’ and then makes this awkward embarassed ‘im a good girl’ face WTf?? Awkward as f**k.

So you can pay Daily Mail to fake an article about you?? I was wondering why all these 3/4 naked “influencers” were getting so much coverage there… now it makes sense.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, really upset! Thought this popular YouTube sensation Paul Joseph Watson was gorgeous. He was dubbed as the sexiest man alive in an article and apparently women (and men) all over the world want to marry him and have his babies! He has over 1M subscribers. This is what he really looks like… :’(

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I met Karlos Szostok at my work where I managed the bar. We went out a few times but I was never really into him, but just needed the company at the time. He was just too into himself and I couldn’t see why. Sure, he lifts, but he has a tiny Greg and throws too much tantrums. One night he was drunk so I brought him home and let him rest on his couch. I needed to charge my phone on his computer and found out the most bizarre thing about him. He has numerous videos of little girls masturbating in front of webcams. These were LITTLE GIRLS Nik! His browser history shows all the sick sites hes been to and he’s also a member on a forum where sick people like him post pics of little girls which were taken in public. I’m not even sure if some of the pics HE HAS were taken by him. There were little girls holding their mothers hands walking, or playing in the park. This man needs some help! I confronted him about it and he pushed me against the wall. I didn’t want him to harm me so I left the house quickly. He threatened me but I told him everything I knew. He constantly messages me on different numbers and apps. I needed to tell someone and it had to be you, Nik!