THE DIRTY AMRY: This man’s name is Makhan Bassi also known as Mak. He’s based in Coventry but visits London often since his mum is from there. His phone number is +44 8888 266730. He is a 43 year old Sikh Scorpio Sleazeball. His birthday is * November, 1974. I met him on Facebook after he liked one of my comments on a celebrity’s post. Everything started off respectful enough until he started flooding my messenger with pics of his small pathetic little 5 inch c0ck. I kindly asked him to stop, reminding his stupid forgetful a55 that he’s married & has 2 kids (which he lied about before, saying they were divorced). He told me that his wife hasn’t touched him for 6 years so that’s why he’s trying his chance with everyone. What a manslore! He started bombarding my Messenger with messages about his “Muslim Mistress” who lives 10 minutes away from him & used to be his coworker. He started sending pics of her to me like I actually give a fuk! He cheats on his wife, Raj Bassi, with her (whose name is Zainab) & a bunch of other women too! Every time his wife goes to visit her mum he calls Zainab over to fuck her in his marital bed! He is a total pig who probably has every DRD known to man! Nik, please put this disgrace to his community & humanity on blast! He is in need of a good ass kicking & wake up call!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Amanda Lynn is back at it sloring it up all over Langdon, Strathmore, and Carseland. She has ruined 3 different relationships in the last 2 months. Not only is she moving in on these men she is destroying any memories they have from there previous relationships. If they have kids she has them call her mom. She cuts their ex out of any pictures. She is so f*cked up on meds that she can’t even take care of her own kids. Her 16 year old is barely in school and is dealing drugs all over Langdon! She needs to grow up and act her age…be careful ladies this one is all types of crazy!!!
–She sounds like a real gem. Take care of you own kids Amanda
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik take a look at this slag , her and her mates pretend to be ‘from rich families’ lol these thots go to the national newspapers and sell details of their shags with Z listers. This chic sent me numerous messages asking when my mate is gonna take her away when he was not interested. All her mates in London are the same. Nasty thots all over bro. Her mates are even worse lol.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, gossip columnist and talk-show host Rob Shuter was able to break the news from his sources that the designer of Meghan Markle’s royal wedding dress is Stella McCartney. He revealed this scoop on The Royal Wedding Podcast episode 2 after attending a McCartney fashion show in Los Angeles.
I’m not FORGY so this means nothing to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sick and tired of looking at this bird Kimberly Garner in The Daily Mail. A source in the industry told me she pays for her coverage along with commentators on a daily bloody basis. Just some chick despeardo for fame. Went to US of A. Glad to be rid of her. In London, she is known as a desperate ass (the only pics she pays fake photographers to take of her are of her ass).
My mates know her and they say she has a bad case of DONT U KNO WHO I aM thing going on when in reality she was in ONE episode of a reality show 5 years ago if not more. Also known to be super snobbish, says no sex till marriage, but she’s reaching 30 yet recently had her butt done and takes pics of her bending over in a g string. WTF? Oh yeah, pays for the fake ass people to comment sh*t like Y u no VS model, basically why do I keep on being embarassed for her.
Tell her to go and stop wasting cash on paid for articles as she is a huge laughing stock. Her IG stories are hilarous she poses with her crotch out or puts camera between her legs ‘to show her bikini’ and then makes this awkward embarassed ‘im a good girl’ face WTf?? Awkward as f**k.
So you can pay Daily Mail to fake an article about you?? I was wondering why all these 3/4 naked “influencers” were getting so much coverage there… now it makes sense.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, really upset! Thought this popular YouTube sensation Paul Joseph Watson was gorgeous. He was dubbed as the sexiest man alive in an article and apparently women (and men) all over the world want to marry him and have his babies! He has over 1M subscribers. This is what he really looks like… :’(