THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, for his son Max’s 19th birthday, Michael decided it was the Fatherly thing to do to share his cocaine with Max and Max’s girlfriend. His son coked out of his mind ran out the door half-naked down the street. Michael who is an awesome douchebag Father took this opportunity to sleep with his son’s half coked out girlfriend in the pooper. Not that it would have mattered to Mr. Father of the Year, but at least she was 18. Hey, Max, good ol’ Dad left you a present inside of your girlfriend. At least he’s consistent with his white themed gifts.
Sounds like a regular Monday in Miami.- nik