Is Taylor Crawford a Shim?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- came across this girl Taylor Crawford on IG. She describes herself as a tatted Italian Barbie lol. This broad is easily 35. Isn’t it time to get a real job, cut that hideous horse hair and stop looking like a man? I mean she’s ugly as sin and looks like a man- which is fine, but she isn’t even a nice person.
OP- sounds like you would still have sexual relations with her. For some reason, I have this visual in my head of you eating watermelon off her abs. I think it’s my psychic powers telling me this.- nik