THE CARO FAMILY
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to the Caro’s. Now this family is the lowest form of feces you will find in Miami. They are a dysfunctional family who live their everyday lives scamming and stealing from any and everyone. They are so dysfunctional that they even steal from each other.
Let’s start from the right in the black shirt Roxana Caro. you will also find her in the white shirt holding what seems to be a baby stroller. Now this one is worst of them all. She has no shame, no morals. She will sleep with whoever, guy or girl for pleasure and money. Her fetish is married men and women from backpage and strip clubs. This girl has even slept with the weed man for free weed. She was in a relationship for 5 years with her son’s father. Not only was she sleeping with others behind his back, but she also committed mortgage fraud and stole his house from him that he owned for 15 years only so she can turn around and sell it for the equity in it, which she also stole all his furniture, money and tv’s out of his house after lying to everyone and filing a bogus restrain order on him. She is cold blooded, no heart. A scam.
He then found out that her family knows of and are also all involved in, along with her ex/new boyfriend another scam artist Carlos Menendez, who happens to be a married man, never leaving his wife at that. Once she even stole her dad’s credit by getting a furniture credit card under his name all because she was jealous that her dad co-sign for a Lexus car for her sister, and when the credit card company notified her dad, she put the blame on her brother and his wife, which worked in her favor because her brother had just moved into his new apartment.
Before her son’s father she also scammed another ex-boyfriend by adding her name to the title of his condo which in the end he had to pay her $15,000 to get it off. She is also known for committing a number of bank frauds. She is a complete snitch and will lie and rat on anyone to be vindictive or save herself.
Next is the dad, Benito Caro. He’s a little slow in the head. Barely speaks English, but make no mistake, he will sit back and collect what his family steals then play dumb knowing they are complete liars and thieves.
Up next- Wanda Caro. She is special. She even steals from her own husband from time to time. At one point she put their home into foreclosure by not paying their mortgage, instead spending the money her husband was giving her on other things for herself. Before her husband Benito could find out they got served with foreclosure and were going to lose their home, Roxana son’s father gave them the money $3,000 to save their home when no one else was willing to help them. Of course this was prior to them stealing his house. Great set of people, ah Nik?
Wanda Caro sits back acting like her kids are perfect and can do no wrong and knowingly watches her kids steal from other people, knows that her daughter Roxana sleeps with multiply men including the neighbor, other women husbands, guys from clubs. Not to mention she has been pregnant several times by different men including married men. The rest of the family doesn’t know this specific info only Wanda and Roxana’s sister knows and none of them know that she is bi-sexual. Only 10-15 men she has slept with knows this because thats where her three-sums comes in, courtesy of Roxana herself. The other 18-20 men she has also slept with don’t known because thats when she has pretended to be this good innocent girl who is just looking for a serious relationship.
Now we have the brother in the background, Osmany Caro. He is also special swears he knows everything, but does not even know how his own sister Roxana betrayed him, doesn’t not even know how she constantly talks behind his back about him and his wife and mother in law. Calling them cuban ghetto trash. He is nothing but a bi-polar Pepsi head mama’s boy that likes to run his mouth but won’t back it up, likes to make threats but can’t step to the plate. He can’t hold on to a job for nothing cuz when he does get a job he starts to act like he knows more than the boss thus leading to him getting fired constantly.he was in the military at one point but then purposely got discharged to stay home when he found out his wife was banging her ex boyfriend behind his back while pregnant with his daughter. Something his wife has in common with Roxana. Both were banging their ex boyfriends while living with and pregnant with their boyfriend child.
When Osmany found out his wife was sleeping with her ex and about to leave him, he begged her not to leave. He bought her a bigger ring then got her pregnant again, praying that will keep her from leaving. Only reason why she never left was because the ex boyfriend was man enough to tell her straight up not to leave her husband because he does not want to be with her like that, he just wanted to sleep with her a few more times nothing more. But of course with all this said Osmany still feels he knows it all and he and his family is better than everyone else, like they don’t stink. When truth be told they are nothing but a dysfunctional family a bunch of narcissist, pathological liars and thieves, not to mention Roxana herself is also a racist. A cuban puerto rican that is so dysfunctional that her son’s father is black but she calls him and other black people piece of crap black (the N word) and says her son will never see his (N-word) father ever again because her and her new boyfriend Carlos Menendez hates black people.. Nik can we say (identity crisis) at its best. Nik, I can’t make this up. (Kevin Hart voice).