THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey DA I feel I need to expose this girl Kayla Tyner for the Floozy she is. So this girl moved to Milwaukee 6months ago from small town northern Wisconsin and she has already banged over half the Milwaukee club scene. She a RN at the county jail and she is currently under investigation due to reports that she hooks up with the inmates. This girl gets drunk every weekend and bangs any random guy who she sees buying bottles or acting like he has money. My boy hooked up with her a few weeks ago him and his cousin went back to her place after leaving club mangos and they both hooked up with her, just last week he found out he had DRD…. stay away from this slore!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik let’s talk about this floozy Laura Thomsen aka Laura Marie Thomsen, she’s a bottle girl at Milwaukee’s most trashiest clubs and is a known gold digger and groupie. She lost her last “real” job when her managers found out she had ads posted online for pay 2 play. This girl is a total disgrace to her family her father is a fire captain and her two sisters are nurses and doctors, Laura Thomsen you you need to get your life in order stop the pepsi and drugs and take notes from the rest of your family! You’re the weak link!
THE DIRTY ARMY: She almost got with my friend’s husband but her kid came home earlier than expected. He actually told his wife this, thinking that would get him out of the doghouse! He had to sleep on the couch for a week. This is not the first time this has happened, she has only a vague idea of who the baby’s daddy’s are.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Melissa has had multiple DUI arrests. Driving with her child in the back seats and crashing a vehicle while intoxicated. Arrested multiple times for driving on a suspended license. How many times is she going to get away with this and still drive a vehicle and put the public at risk?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Joe Koziel is a morbidly obese psychopathic redneck hillbilly that likes to smoke crack and enjoys doing bacon fat colonics on himself. When he’s not writing on his amateur website JuniorHockeyNews.com (under the fake name David Zagner) or working as a finance manager at Bergstrom Automotive he’s busy having sex with his daughter. Joe claims that him and his young daughter are in love. Joe’s daughter Holly denies they are in a relationship but her grandpa caught them together naked in bed with a 12 inch black dildo taped to a hockey stick. Holly said she was teaching Joe how to wrestle against a black gay. His wife has no idea he’s cheating on her. She works at the local dive as a 45 year old stripper and gives customers the DRD in the back alley for some meth. Joe and his family are disgusting scumbags of Baraboo Wisconsin. White trash at its finest.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Kieran Elizabeth McAvoy is rancid and belongs in a barn. Despite receiving 4k a month as a ghost employee at daddy’s business and residing in a low cost of living area, she still steals from her mother who has Alzheimer’s disease. She is so ratchet and shameless, digging in her mom’s purse right in front of her! She fronts that she is all about curing the drd and takes donations, which she really pockets and uses towards her wedding. She has scammed a lot of people. She is also quite the catfish, airbrushing her online pics when in person she’s a 3/10. Her big teeth match her big waist. She looks like a combination of a beaver and hippopotamus. She’s a delegate for the American Medical Society, yet she called an autistic child with cancer “a retard.” Sabre Tooth really is a nasty woman.