Danielle Vee (Vichinsky) of Nashville
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Danielle Vee (Vichinksy) is probably the fakest person I know. She tries to be hard and says she is from New York on her Instagram page to try and be cool to strangers. Girl, you are a trust fund baby from Florida and your daddy bought your tattoos and your custom motorcycle a couple years ago. She was in sororities in college and didn’t have a single tattoo until a couple years ago. She never used to be into motorcycles until they become trendy and she got her little crotch rocket (real risky). She tries to pretend like she is not completely shallow, yet no one has ever seen her without 10 lbs of makeup. She posts about “training horses” and “drinking beer” with her guy friends. Girl your daddy paid for your horse riding lessons and you meet your “guy friends” on the internet. She meets her boyfriends on Instagram because no one really likes her once they realize she has no depth at all and she avoids any activity that doesn’t allow her to have a full face of makeup with eyelash extensions that could possibly get messed up. Try and get a current picture of her on the internet – you CAN’T. She sets up a camera to look like she is with people and posts the same pictures year after year – give it a look. Girl get some new material. If you are going to live on the internet, make it interesting. Maybe don’t steal other people’s images to make it look like you are part of something cool. Maybe don’t stalk other people and steal their content. Maybe don’t bully all of your friends so some stick around. I guess she can be as boring and fake as she likes and keep being a poser since she doesn’t need real friends thanks to Instagram and has her daddy to get her anything she wants so she doesn’t have to work.