The Next Dirty Celeb

The Next Dirty Celeb

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik… DA since 2011. So glad you are back!! You seriously can’t even make this stuff up. Aspiring country music singer shoots homeless man for asking her to turn her music down AND also moonlights as an escort on the side. Please make this the next dirt celeb. I see a lot of potential here. I’m thinking Sid since she favors Sid the Sloth.

That tattoo needs some serious LaserAway… one can only assume she has a brutal C-section scar which needed Sons of Anarchy coverage.- nik

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  1. Gladly, The Cross-eyed BearSeptember 17, 2017 at 12:24 AM

    Listened to one of her songs; there’s a reason she’s P4P.

  2. May the dirty live foreverSeptember 16, 2017 at 9:16 AM

    Her dad is a famous attorney in Amarillo tx, and her last name is quackenbush. God gave her a dirty celebrity name from the get go.

  3. QuackMyBushSeptember 16, 2017 at 6:31 AM

    The fact that her last name is Quackenbush cracks me up.

  4. Gonx The GreatSeptember 15, 2017 at 4:20 PM

    Her father is a lawyer. I wonder how long until he threatens the dirty? I called it first.

  5. mindgame_foolSeptember 15, 2017 at 2:45 PM

    the wonkie eye is scary it peers right through your soul

  6. jack.hahnSeptember 15, 2017 at 2:08 PM

    DC Name suggestions: “Dolly Bobbit”, “Phantom of the Opry”, “Mallory Knocks”.