Blain Baye of Chalmette
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Blain Baye is a nerdy no-life from Louisiana who spends 8 hours a day playing video games even though he has a wife and kid. He has a short temper, shorter than average for a grown man. He likes to argue with children on the internet and call any female he comes across vulgar, sexist demeaning names. This manchild clearly shouldn’t be put in any position of responsibility.