30K Millionaire Trout Name Dropping Pelican Hill

30K Millionaire Trout Name Dropping Pelican Hill

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, this old trout named William tried to pick me up on dating site. This is what he wrote:

“You look like the kind of lady I can hang out at the resorts with. Look up Pelican Hill….I live there frequently. I would love to get to know you. If you met me I know we would hit it off. Let’s do the couples massage and dinner at a 5 star so you can get a glimpse at the way I live….you just might like it”

I told him I knew he was 30K millionaire and he said I was crazy! LOL LOSER!

Two phones is never a good sign… and why showcase the armpit hair? How does that convert women? I’m confused.- nik

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