Dan Mcalaine the business Man

Dan Mcalaine the business Man

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this business owner Dan Mcalaine is a loser boozer who loves to get humiliated by women. He has lots of money to spend and I love spending it for him. I made him hand over half his business because he’s obsessed with my lips. He loves to empty his pockets and get his balls tortured. He wears lipstick and panties for me and I send him out to Walgreens to buy me gift cards and wire me money. He’s sent me over 17k in the last couple months! HOT! He’s my little human ATM! He has a tiny lil pee pee and loves cruel women. Oops. Unlike Facebook posting, when he’s a passed out mess, this one can’t be taken down so fast! Huh loser!!!!!

Sounds like your last deposit is still “processing”. Dan, don’t pay this woman, be proud to be a sexual freak.- nik


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  1. EJJanuary 31, 2018 at 10:20 PM


    This IS SO FUNNY

  2. EJOctober 19, 2017 at 10:34 AM

    I own that dick & business dan. Don’t you ever forget it.

  3. DeeDeeOctober 8, 2017 at 7:07 PM

    It is financial domination. The women are supposed to humiliate the men and get their money.

  4. Diego the Taco MakerOctober 8, 2017 at 2:47 PM

    Marriott Courtyard no less. Is this guy a $30k millionaire?

  5. jack.hahnOctober 8, 2017 at 9:15 AM

    OP: Props! I respect the fact that you are 100% honest about your motives. When a sheep voluntarily WANTS to be fleeced, BY YOU, AND is willing to pay handsomely for the privilege, it would be foolish for you to let someone else have his money instead. Dan clearly didn’t watch, or didn’t learn from, the “Seinfeld” episode where George Costanza was handcuffed by a woman he thought he was going to bang, (“The Subway”, season 3, episode 13, originally aired January 8, 1992).

  6. Georgia97October 8, 2017 at 8:37 AM

    Reminds me of Miley Cyrus.

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