THE DIRTY ARMY: Oakland’s finest here boo! You probably went to church with us and don’t notice my momma by her fakefront, but she is Corliss Clark Lee (Seabron now). We are two of the most ratchetly perfect pretenders in the game. We pretend we are the dream team of momma and son, but my momma threw my a55 out and wrote me a check when she decided I was too queeny for her God-fearing Christian front…when I was only 16 years old is the story…guess she didn’t like parishioners knowing I was working at McDonald’s and sucking random d1ck in the freezer on my shifts. She wanted her fake nails, bags and pumps for herself, I guess. I ‘spec y’all heard bout how my momma and her Cisco MIS certification has helped us afford an “upper echelon” kinda life cuz she’s a G and I’m a thief…allegedly, now…allegedly, lol…so we pick up and move every few years to keep up our ID theft and fraud game…ever heard of EZMoves, LLC or Wilmer? Ever live with me? Chances are if you ever had good credit or a bank account me and my bougie momma put your bank account in the red and your credit score on the floor…maybe. Just keeping it 100 beeeeiiitch. “I been doing this sh1t for years!” If you’re a hot dude, I’ve probably downed your cock like a ThirstBuster while you were passed out and drunk. I go by “Can’t tell Kennelle” and “The Night Sucker”. Allegedly somebody ruined my facilities management career with a Pedo rumor.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Mario goes around to Oakland sports teams and produces low budget shows that he airs on YouTube. He hires young, pretty girls who want experience in broadcast and hires them for his show paying little to nothing and flirts with them. He talks down to his staff and talks sh1t on professional sports franchise staff like the cheer leaders coach and the front office who make his appointments to have his crew interview players. If they don’t immediately answer him he gets highly offended because he demands respect from everyone around him even if it’s not earned. He lives in the slums of Richmond and drives a sh1tty car but goes around acting like he’s IT. Type of unprofessional guy who will walk around cursing, calling women b1tches and dropping the n word no matter who’s around. He’ll promise people way more than he can actually deliver but if you don’t give into his demands he tries to scare you into intimidation. He works with a younger crowd who don’t know the ins and out of business so they don’t know how to protect themselves from being exploited. When you won’t do his dirty work he’ll try to bash anyone who defied him. If this guy was half of who he tries to be he’d be sued 100x’s over but since he’s such a broke a55 he keeps getting by.
THE DIRTY ARMY:This fat homewrecker intentionally broke up my home. She knew that I was in a relationship and was told numerous times to stay away. She knew i was soon getting married. She would continue to text me after being told to stop. she started stalking me every where. she is obsessed. the other day, i ran into an acquaintance in a bar and was told he’s being stalked by allison tom. we both filed restraining orders on her. she knows that the same way she get them is the same way you will lose them.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is a phony,born again , dope smoking slore who is a dental assistant when she isn’t hanging out with unavailable men and smoking meth. She has 6 kids she hasn’t raised and claims she is a prude. She will play the goody two shoes role when she is using your boyfriend for dope, and doesn’t care if you have a baby at home to take care of, she will still try to take your man by building herself up into some important person, when it’s just like take care of the 6 kids you abandoned, and leave unavailable guys alone you slore.
THE DIRTY ARMY: She’s been on ig promoting her fast lifestyle knowing her occupation is doing lash extension. She used to work at a coffee shop while dating her bf, who’s a drug dealer in the Bay Area. We know your current job cannot afford all these lavished gifts, travels, and fine dining everyday. I hope authority comes and do a search warrant and interrogate her boyfriend. They should both be in jail for not paying their taxes, and fooling the IRS. So damn ghetto and thinking this lifestyle will be sustainable.. who’s going to hire you now?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware if this girl tries to start up a relationship with you because she is probably just trying to save on rent for a couple of months. She hops from d1ck to d1ck and shacks up with the guys she dates and goes through at least 5 in a year. After I dumped her she was already seen living with another guy less than three weeks later. It’s economic I guess but she’s a dirty sloot so watch out.