THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy has a girlfriend that he cheats on constantly. People have tried to warn her but she takes his word. He has lots of female “friends”. Those are all his side ladies. He sweet talks and lies to all these ladies. Watch out you might be his next victim. He makes you think you mean something to him but then doesn’t give a sh1t about you. He fools you into thinking he is a great guy. He is far from it he is a lying cheating low life
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy has a girlfriend but continues to cheat on her with the same people he has been screwing around with for years. He has several women dangling along. People have tried to warn her but she keeps believing him. He just tells her they are his “friends”. He is a cheating piece of sh1t that treats women awful but in a manipulative way. Stay far away ladies and GF get rid of the garbage before it’s to late
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Devin. The rudest most abrasive man to grace Orlando. He is a weasel and looks like one. This slimy little man owns Mathers Social Gathering. A magnificent speak easy in the heart of DT Orl. Only one thing drives custom away. This Fuking Guy! His breath smells appropriate as he talks out of his a55. He swans about screaming at his poor staff whilst he comes off as arrogant and just nasty. The club is co owned by TMG who if they value revenue should slot this clown. I was there with my wife. This prick then proceeds to try hit on her. He then gets pissed when I come from the restroom and are perturbed. The staff hate him. The customers hate him. An I hate him. But im sure he loves himself. He tried telling me about the law in Orlando. I am an attorney so I just ignored him. Uneducated, unread and just unwelcome. I used to have a laugh with the staff but he’s so insecure he does not like it when things do not go his way. I don’t see a future for him in Orlando. Pity Mathers is the spot just not when he’s there.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Beware Orlando Women! Matthew Dione is probably sliding into a DM near you. After a failed acting career (only appearing as an extra in 5 films via iMDb.com) , Matt finally had his big chance for fame as a contestant of the popular show on television. Fortunately, for our entertainment, karma got the best of him when @SamSmithburger noticed he was about to be a contestant on the show, and tweeted a reveal sample of some of his pathetic DM game. This went viral and was retweeted 30,000 times, and other witnesses chimed in sharing other weird stories about him. The show had to save face and eliminate him immediately, along with his life long dream of being liked. He now paroles around Orlando and constantly wonders if people know who he is, and is worried that girls might look him up and see the clown he really is. Way to go Matt!
THE DIRTY ARMY:This chick is a nutjob! Her so-called passion for Palestine has caused her to become antisemitic and she attacks Jews. This moron post on social media that the Holocaust never happened. Ivana got her butt handed to her on Twitter right before she got permanently suspended by a combat Veteran. Ivana had a restraining order against her in Florida from one of her victims who took her to court for constantly harassing her. Ivana has posted lies about people, job shamed people, attacked people for their physical features, and so much more. She even attacked people who has never even attacked her. Ivana is the type of person who will lie on a man saying that he raped her, she’s lied about so much more to make a person look bad just to defend Palestine. You want to bully people, spread lies about others, and other shit, Ivana! You brought this post on yourself! Ivana, everyone has the right to an opinion and for you to attack others for what they believe doesn’t make you a good person. Any man who shows interest in this woman has extremely low standards. Please get help, Ivana!
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy here is Quinnon Hamlin. He works for Publix as a produce clerk… the same position he has had for over 20 years. He claims to have rejected several promotions, but the truth is he just isn’t good enough to be promoted so they haven’t even offered him one. He is well into his late forties, and thinks he is cool because he plays the guitar. He lives under the delusion that one day he will be noticed for his guitar skills, but he is mediocre at best and his “talent” consists of making sh1tty videos of himself doing “solos” which is really just him playing a bunch of random notes because he sucks so bad that he can’t actually play a real song. He also considers himself to be into fitness and healthy living and walks around like some sort of fitness guru because he is vegan, but he drinks like a sailer and gets wasted every night while he is all alone because his girlfriend left him. Doesn’t sound too healthy does it? Speaking of the ex girlfriend… get this. This over the hill, washed up drunk nabbed a fat chick who was originally his coworker. As the only one who gave her any attention, it wasn’t hard to get her to date him, even though he was in his 40s and she had just entered her 20s. She finally lost weight and got pretty hot, got promoted to assistant manager (making double what he does), and learned how to dress for her body. She got way too hot for him, so I decided it was time to do something. After 8 years of them dating, and even though she was my direct boss (violation of Publix policy), it only took me 2 weeks to get her to cheat with me and leave him. Three days after they had officially broken up and she moved out, I told her I didn’t actually want her. Tbh, I really just didn’t want this loser to be with her anymore. This guy is such a loser, that it’s a year later and he is still talking about all of this like it just happened, and then freaked out over me calling him lame, and had to go make a post on Facebook about it. If you can honestly get offended by an insult so weak as someone merely calling you lame, then that shows how fragile your ego is. I have had much worse said about me and not gotten as bent out of shape as he did. It’s all good though, I reported his Facebook post for harassment and he’s probably going to lose his job over it. Oh well. Oh, and his ex… by now she has gotten promoted again, and is a full manager. Meanwhile, he is still just a produce clerk. LAME.