Dirty Dirty Boy Mike Onofryton

Dirty Dirty Boy Mike Onofryton

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik!! I’ve got a dirty dirty boy for ya. So here’s the scoop on Mike Onofryton. Aka: azsliceman (twitter) I worked with this guy and known him for years. He is a total Douche and it’s time to out him. I’ve got nothing to lose now and any woman that runs into this guy needs to run!! He’s on every dating site out there while his girlfriends have no clue. Even when they do he’s got an excuse for everything! I’ve had his girls contact me and covered for him in the past.

This guy used to bounce from place to place using woman for a place to stay. And as a cover. But his Mommy bought him a condo. So now he uses them for money or whatever he can get from them. He will put his tiny Greg into anything that moves. Short, tall, fat, skinny, he has no boundaries. He’s only 5′ 5″ so he’s got that short person syndrome. Lol. All this guy talks about is his high school wrestling even though he’s 45 because that’s all he has ever done with his life.

He’s a liar, cheater and most selfish guy I’ve ever met. He talks so much feces about everyone but has refuses to look at himself. He gives advice about men that are exactly like him!! He sure doesn’t practice what he’s always preaching! He claims he’s sober but he’s just a dry miserable drunk. Trust me his behaviors haven’t changed drunk or sober. Same Mike. Claims to be happy but that’s only when he gets what he wants from woman. He will use you up. He needs to learn a thing or two about loyalty. Not even a loyal friend. What a joke. Can’t be friends with someone like you anymore. You need serious help. Hope woman google him before getting scammed he’s a total fraud!!

How does holding dead fish convert to sexual intercourse? Unless it’s code clearance for going down on a woman during a yeast infection. Must be an inside fetish code.- nik


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  1. DaveFebruary 17, 2019 at 4:44 PM

    This douche goes to AA meetings and tries to hit his short a55 on girls. It’s funny to watch. He tells people he is a lawyer or something but really he is a UPS driver. I bet he has a micro penis.

  2. MeJanuary 16, 2018 at 3:06 PM

    He comes into my office babbling all his BS. Telling everyone it’s his ex girlfriend to blame. Trust me it’s not!! I’ve known him for years he will never admit one ounce of responsibility for what he’s done to women. We all know he’s a womanizer/player. Women are just sick of it that’s why he is being called out.

  3. Miss TDecember 29, 2017 at 10:16 AM

    Met this guy on TINDER. Total dirtbag.

    • lasermanMay 15, 2018 at 4:06 PM

      then you must like to suck c0ck!

    • lasermanMay 15, 2018 at 4:04 PM

      you are the dirtbag if you are on tinder, pervert!
      Good way to get your a55 kicked!

  4. AnonymousDecember 16, 2017 at 11:22 PM

    This guy is so conceded it’s unbelievable. All he does is put other people down and always out for himself. He is a total womanizer. it is really disgusting! I cannot stand him. Working and being around him sucks. I feel sorry for any woman who crosses his path. Do yourself a favor Like the others said, RUN and do it fast. He has no soul

    • lasermanMay 15, 2018 at 4:03 PM

      You must be taking a break from suck1ng c0ck, qu33r!

  5. WendyDecember 15, 2017 at 8:00 PM

    This guy is a total Narcissistic douche.
    Only out for himself. Run the other way!
    Especially if you have kids.

  6. KaliNovember 1, 2017 at 12:24 PM

    Yep I know this guy. He’s been blacklisted by every prostitute in Phoenix. Total Douche.

    • lasermanMay 15, 2018 at 4:07 PM

      you know every prostitue in PHX, qu33r? LOL
      What a perv millennial!

    • lasermanMay 15, 2018 at 4:05 PM

      how do you know all these prostitutes, again, pervert? LOL
      Millennial punks!

    • yourworsenightmareApril 18, 2018 at 9:50 PM

      you are a douche for aliving, internet troll [email protected]!

      • One strong chickApril 30, 2018 at 2:44 PM

        Yep. Total troll. The worst kind.

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