Mike Helmeci (Paco) of Pittsburgh

Mike Helmeci (Paco) of Pittsburgh

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike Helmeci, better known as Paco. He’s a self centered, delusional drug addict who spends his time peaking out of his bedroom window or listening to his roommates “plot” on him through the floor. If he’s not doing that, he’s probably being rude to women and beating the mother of his child. He’s trash and all he hangs out with is trash. He wears homemade clothes and thinks they’re so awesome and that everybody loves them and loves him, when everybody knows he’s a paranoid drug addict. He’s really goid at putting up a good front so a lot of people stick up for him still in spite of everything he does to people. Please help spread the word and get this trash the attention he really deserves


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  1. VancityJanuary 18, 2018 at 8:19 AM

    Ha ha ha ha ha…. what a sad guy…. get off the drugs and back into the real world buddy.

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