Paul Paschuck of Pittsburgh
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Paul Paschuck stays on Tinder even though he is in a serious relationship, and he uses a fake name to sleep around. He’ll come and use you for food and money and sex. Then, when you call him out on his BS, he blames you. He claims to have a bunch of different mental issues, but his biggest issue is that he’s a cockroach and he’s worthless. If his poor girlfriend sees this, you deserve so much better.