Another Sad Portland Stripper With No Future

Another Sad Portland Stripper With No Future

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Erica Cowan, everyone. She’s one of Portland’s thousands of strippers, but Erica is one in a zillion. She tweeted that she’s not making any money stripping (probably because it all goes up her nose) so she’s willing to sell videos and snaps of her doing “dirty things” and will take requests even. She’s not too far off from following the family tradition of prostitution. All that is well and good-but Erica doesn’t know how to behave. She will cause scenes, get thrown out of bars, get arrested-and expect a pass because she’s “mentally ill” and a drug addict.

She has a massive Pepsi problem, and uses it as an excuse to act like a coked out, violent, trash bag. She claims to have several mental illnesses but does nothing about it but a lot of Pepsi. Her few, and I mean few, friends completely enable her and cheer her on. If she’s not posting videos of herself twerking with a butt plug in, she’s blowing lines off of any flat surface she can find. You can’t even feel sorry for her, because she’s her own biggest fan and thinks that being used up at 23 is the best thing ever. She will do anything for attention. Anything. The coked out stripper with no tits, ass, or $ is nothing new, but Erica brings it to a whole, lower level.

Every time I want to visit Portland, I read something like this and it pushes me back three years in visitation (mentally).- nik

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  1. AssMasterApril 29, 2018 at 12:32 PM

    …that is just so Portland….but then if she could DRD and then coke me I would have no choice in the matter….looks like we could hope she would party down on my co……bitchin…….

  2. anon456March 16, 2018 at 12:24 PM

    Hahahahaha! Doesnt surprise me she shows up here. I’d still hit it though.

  3. The REAL SpursfanMarch 15, 2018 at 4:16 PM

    Because I was curious I found the troll on Facebook. She is one ugly, crazy worthless white trash POS. I wouldn’t [email protected]&k her with your Greg.

    • PhemeMarch 16, 2018 at 3:36 PM

      I found her twitter- @granny_fister
      She can spackle on all the makeup in the universe, it’s not gonna cover up what it needs to. I think the twerking with the buttplug video is my fave. She’s been stripping for how long and not a damn thing to show for it. Still broke and begging for coin.

  4. McDoucheMarch 15, 2018 at 3:49 PM

    Would hit.

  5. TIgreMarch 15, 2018 at 2:43 PM

    I’d hit it and keep it.

    • The REAL SpursfanMarch 15, 2018 at 4:22 PM

      Believe me. You wouldn’t keep this one.

  6. UppersMarch 15, 2018 at 12:03 PM

    I miss the strip club floozies #nostalgia

  7. LotusXTCMarch 15, 2018 at 8:51 AM

    People pay to see that naked? LoL. Where da boobs at? Little cat tits arent worth seeing

  8. Georgia97March 15, 2018 at 8:11 AM

    Do you think she turns tricks on the sofa in the background? Looks classy.

  9. NobodyMarch 14, 2018 at 7:28 PM

    Erica needs to find herself a sugar daddy–have drug & mental issues but willing to put out daily & fulfill your needs.

  10. T From O.C.March 14, 2018 at 7:09 PM

    After all these years you would think something would change and not just the colors.

  11. REALIST ONEMarch 14, 2018 at 6:35 PM


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