Another Sad Portland Stripper With No Future
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erica Cowan, everyone. She’s one of Portland’s thousands of strippers, but Erica is one in a zillion. She tweeted that she’s not making any money stripping (probably because it all goes up her nose) so she’s willing to sell videos and snaps of her doing “dirty things” and will take requests even. She’s not too far off from following the family tradition of prostitution. All that is well and good-but Erica doesn’t know how to behave. She will cause scenes, get thrown out of bars, get arrested-and expect a pass because she’s “mentally ill” and a drug addict.
She has a massive Pepsi problem, and uses it as an excuse to act like a coked out, violent, trash bag. She claims to have several mental illnesses but does nothing about it but a lot of Pepsi. Her few, and I mean few, friends completely enable her and cheer her on. If she’s not posting videos of herself twerking with a butt plug in, she’s blowing lines off of any flat surface she can find. You can’t even feel sorry for her, because she’s her own biggest fan and thinks that being used up at 23 is the best thing ever. She will do anything for attention. Anything. The coked out stripper with no tits, ass, or $ is nothing new, but Erica brings it to a whole, lower level.
Every time I want to visit Portland, I read something like this and it pushes me back three years in visitation (mentally).- nik