Chris Huaraque — Take care of your kids!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Chris is a 35 year old failed musician, with two kids. Not only does he not see his kids, he doesn’t pay child support either. He has genital DRDS and continues to sleep around without disclosing this. Luckily for him his tendency for pre mature ejaculation doesn’t bring many of these poor souls back for round 2, so he can aggressively blame the girl when she calls to confront him out the newly acquired open sores. This boy needs castration, stay away!