Capri Lapier — Smelly, Dirty, Ugly
THE DIRTY ARMY: This here is Capri Lapier. She is the nastiest girl I’ve ever met. I’ve been friends with her for 19 years and I can’t take her anymore. She has sex with anyone, anything, male or female. Every boyfriend/girlfriend she has ever had she has cheated on repeatedly. Her vagina is shot out. It looks like a hunk of beat up hamburger meat. Talk about meat curtains! You could cover a sliding glass window with those things! Then there is the putrid smell emulating from it. Yes I’ve hit it a few times from either being drunk or desperate. All my Friend’s have hit it too! Once at a party she did 8 of us one at a time and thought she was hiding it from us. The joke is on her, the only reason we invite her out is because she is a for sure thing. I do feel sorry for the 4 men and 2 women she has dated. Yes… Only 4 men and 2 women and she is 30! She likes older guys the most. She sucked off my dad, me, and my neighbor all in the same day. Oh yeah… She slept with my friends that has DRD. No I haven’t touched it since then. This girl needs Church and a amazing plastic surgeon. Oh and maybe a douch, dentist, personal trainer, and a job… She has never had a job.