Capri Lapier — Smelly, Dirty, Ugly

Capri Lapier — Smelly, Dirty, Ugly

THE DIRTY ARMY: This here is Capri Lapier. She is the nastiest girl I’ve ever met. I’ve been friends with her for 19 years and I can’t take her anymore. She has sex with anyone, anything, male or female. Every boyfriend/girlfriend she has ever had she has cheated on repeatedly. Her vagina is shot out. It looks like a hunk of beat up hamburger meat. Talk about meat curtains! You could cover a sliding glass window with those things! Then there is the putrid smell emulating from it. Yes I’ve hit it a few times from either being drunk or desperate. All my Friend’s have hit it too! Once at a party she did 8 of us one at a time and thought she was hiding it from us. The joke is on her, the only reason we invite her out is because she is a for sure thing. I do feel sorry for the 4 men and 2 women she has dated. Yes… Only 4 men and 2 women and she is 30! She likes older guys the most. She sucked off my dad, me, and my neighbor all in the same day. Oh yeah… She slept with my friends that has DRD. No I haven’t touched it since then. This girl needs Church and a amazing plastic surgeon. Oh and maybe a douch, dentist, personal trainer, and a job… She has never had a job.

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  1. Anaconda trousersOctober 14, 2018 at 11:10 AM

    Dam girl the things I’d let you do to me!

  2. ghandaOctober 14, 2018 at 4:03 AM

    You and your dad were in the same room receiving oral sex?

  3. spliffsmommyOctober 13, 2018 at 12:57 PM

    what kind of person talks shyt like this then admits their dad had some too? time for these nazzty skanky guys to be blasted for taking part in that which they pretend to be disgusted by…

  4. Realist1October 12, 2018 at 8:04 PM

    IN RESPONSE TO THE TITLE; THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

  5. TigreOctober 12, 2018 at 2:40 PM

    I’d like to give her a ring and a seat next to me at church.

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