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Roberta Kay Champion — Psycho drama mixed with a dash of WTH?!?!

Roberta Kay Champion — Psycho drama mixed with a dash of WTH?!?!

THE DIRTY ARMY: We all have that one “friend” who’s all about herself, even though she comes across as a fun loving person and truly “cares about you”. Well, Roberta Kay Champion is NOT one of them. I’ve known this beeotch for a few about seven years, and I was shocked when she started telling me all this crap about her “friends”, and how she only talked with them because she was trying to sell them some artwork, or doing their hair, or wanting to screw them (guys). She talks all this mess about not fooling around with married men, because she’s a CHRISTIAN woman, but she’ll chew your ear off about the married guy she “loves with all her heart”, then, in the same breath, talk crap about him too. She reminds me of all those Southern Belles with names like Faith, Hope, Chastity, and Heaven. Funny how all those girls are the opposite of their names. Also reminds me of the original Footloose with Kevin Bacon. Just picture Lori Singer and how she went all out to go against her daddys teachings. She is one dumb broad. She’ll tell you, “oh, I just had to rescue the dogs from so and so, because they were gonna die if I didn’t”, but you’ll see her a few months down the road and those dogs aren’t there anymore because SHE can’t care for them anymore, then this broad will do it all over again. In the words of a friend, “it’s like she’s running a Puppy Mill”. If you can’t take care of an animal, then leave them the heck alone, but I suppose she’s attracted to her own kind (mangy mutts). I unfollowed her looong ago because she’s just a crazy psycho tramp. She talks all this religious crap, but is more like the cult leader, or simply recruiter, or one trying to “save you”, when she should just STFU and leave everyone alone. Some of her FB friends are my friends, but they’re all super religious and think she’s a sweetheart. Yeeeeeah right. Everything is a conspiracy with this card carrying 51/50 “blonde”. I can’t say if she’s a blonde since probably has no idea anymore. I bet the dye chemicals fried her brain, or whatever speck of tissue was between that cavernous head of hers! And the drama… O.M.G… The drama indeed. If there’s anything that she can post about that she can talk crap about, or to get sympathy for, you can bet your butt it’ll be her who posts it. Case in point, there’s a guy she told a bunch of us about, a guy we know wouldn’t do this, but she had it out for him because he rejected her, and she started telling lies of him raping her. No, I’m making light of rape, but for her to lie about it, that’s a whole level of dumb beeotch stupidity and cruelty. All she does is lie, lie, lie, and refused to go to the police or hospital, but had NO problems BS-ing the story to everyone so she could get a sympathy vote. What next..? Oh, her face. Her face may look small, but then you work your way down and see her “large” boobs. I can say they’re large since I’ve seen the pics (guys like boob pics, and keep them), but then you see her fat, huge, nine month pregnant looking stomach. Then you work your way down to her huge, and I mean HUUUUUUUUUUUGE A$$. Have you ever seen Robots with Robin Williams? Welp, she’s the big butt one that knocks everything over when she turns. After many hugs, I started wondering how many more inches were behind her before my fingers touched? Don’t get me wrong, I like thick women, but DAAAAAAAAM! Baby Got Back, then backed it up and took out the house…Twice! Roberta is so sweet to your face, but a fluking liar. If you tell her a secret, it’ll be all over town soon enough, and she loves to show off her chest. It’s probably the only somewhat decent thing on her. I’ve talked to guys who said she sent them chest pics on the second day they were talking! If you want easy, step right up. Can you say hussy and big time floozy? The best time to see her is in the dark, or with some serious beer goggles. Some of her “customers” I’ve seen at the local coffee house and post office, and the women all say the same thing, “gawd, she’s so full of herself, and she cusses all the time. I’d go somewhere else, but I bet she’d start spreading rumors about me too”. Yeah, BEEOTCH! And I’m sure she’s the reason the local cosmetic stores are doing so well. She’s a great artist, and I’m sure it’s the years of applying makeup which is why. If you don’t believe me, just check out the pictures, but even they don’t do justice to her face. I’ve seen her WITHOUT makeup a few times (a rarity), and I can positively, and honestly, tell you it’s like she stepped in front of a shotgun full of rock salt. Again, makeup saved her A&&. Just imagine all those viral videos of the Chinese women applying all that crap to their faces. She’s the American version of it. Oh, and don’t get me started on her hair. Again, just look at her hair. I could go on and on and on about this lying boob flashing, must wear a buttload of makeup to look halfway decent, psycho, liar, liar, liar, and adulterer, but I’ll stop. Don’t trust her at all. I’m so SOOO glad I unfriended her long ago. I wasn’t going to post anything, but I keep talking with people she was friends with, but they came around to know her for what she is, and I decided I’d had enough. If you’re reading this, little Ms. Goody Goody Roberta, I unfriended you way back in 2015. I’ve seen and talked with you a few times since then, but not any longer, not since you moved, and I’m so glad you did. Our neighborhood is better for it. You know, there once was a time, when I was single, and when I first met her, that I wondered what she’d be like, but then the truth came out, and I knew I’d need a 2×4 to keep from falling in. Then again, I probably couldn’t make it beyond the, OH FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, WOMAN, I’M ONLY A PAIR OF PANTS, NOT A CARGO VESSEL, clothing and three layers of Spanx. Just do yourself a favor, run from this beeotch as fast as you can. Wait, you won’t need to run, her ass weighs her down too much. Just walk away, but do walk. You’re in for a world of psycho drama if you fall for her crap. ROBERTA KAY CHAMPION is a whole lotta Benita Butrell (check out In Living Color), mixed with a bit of Jack Nicholson The Shining. The pics are all with makeup, even the really bad close up, and that’s a difference of a year. The pic from afar is old, and her A$$ has near doubled. Yikes!

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Samantha Cantone — True triple threat – Dumb, crazy and a slut

Samantha Cantone — True triple threat – Dumb, crazy and a slut

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Meet Samantha Cantone the official New York crazy bitch and new member for the Sactown dirty elite. Like most tweekers she has 3 kids but has to have her mom and aunt take care of them. But its okay because she obviously loves meth and d1ck more then she loves them. She is always trying to move in with every guy she meets just to get away from them. But dont worry guys she is always down to sleep with a new guy and his friends. But be careful cause u might wake up at 3am and find her naked in ur closet talkin to herself and sayin she cant find her rabbit. Thats taking crazy to some new levels. Since she clearly doesn’t have a job she trys to sell naked pics on facebook. If she was smart she would stop sucking d1ck for free and actually make it beneficial. But smart is not a word she is familiar with. I suggest if any guy wants to give her a try its not hard to find her on facebook. But do urself a favor and strap up because she has been know to pass around the drd. Good luck

https://thedirty.com/?p=2276258

Samantha Loessberg — Skankass Samantha

Samantha Loessberg — Skankass Samantha

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl was putting hearts all over my boyfriends facebook so I followed my gut instict to write this hoe. She proceeded to tell me they were talking and sent me screenshots of their convo. She told me hes really attractive, told me. That my boyfriend is attractive. She also said “she would never knowingly come inbetween another relationship” i sent her recent screenshots of him and I and told her to block my man. What does she do? SHE BLOCKS ME and stays friends with him! She has no job, no car, 21 with 2 kids and bums off her own boyfriend who she lives with but has the nerve to try for mine. My now EX bf went to jail for domestic violence on me the same night i found out about this slore samantha. They can have eachother haha im better than those cheaters!

https://thedirty.com/?p=2272959

Natahanna Bludsworth — Low Class Liar, Scammer And SPITTER.

Natahanna Bludsworth — Low Class Liar, Scammer And SPITTER.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Natahanna, AKA “Pokey” comes across as a sweet little 57 year old woman whose a massage therapist, makes a lot of money, has an older son, Kameron, who she’ll tell you abuses her, grabs her by the throat and pushes her against the wall, won’t take her get her daily dialysis treatment injections (in a very shady part of town), and is a “lazy deadbeat who lives with his Mexican butch girlfriend who buys him everything”. She’ll moan and cry. Smile and laugh. Make you feel sorry for her, and you’ll want to help, and that’s what I did. I helped with a motel room when her son told her to get the Hell out of his place, then, because she hadnt received her checks yet, i helped with a motel for a while, and some food. I didn’t mind helping, and the money wasn’t an issue, but her tone changed when she asked about my account numbers in order to deposit the money? Talk about res flags. I told her her old boss could simply mail the checks to my POB. Natahanna kept asking about my account more often than anyone should. Well, when I put my foot down and said it could only be my POB, she said okay, then I found I was blocked on FB, phone, and she refused to return any texts. Lesson learned. Watch out for her! Oh, she has some seriously fuked up upper veneers! I could only think of the scene in Somethjng About Mary when Matt Dillon gets those big a55 face teeth! If you do meet her, stand way back. Because of her big a55 teeth, she spits all over the place. I met her when she requested a rideshare, and I was her driver. I noticed right away my arm was feeling a bit wet. Its then I noticed the droplets shooting from her mouth. After the hour long ride, we became friends, but the entire passengers side dash needed to be wiped down. Oh yeah, who the fuk starts talking about using a strap-on on a guy the second time they talk with someone? I thought she was just fuking with me, but her “strong sexual appetite” needed more. She kept asking me to stay with her in the motels, but her low class nature, and the fact she wore way too much makeup, and the fact she’s simply too bizarre, made the answer simply. No way in Hell would I. Besides, I was with someone and only helping this pathetic soul. And when I say she wore makeup, I mean it. I saw her without makeup and she was pretty, but she’s pretty damn cute with it. However, HOLY SH1T, just how much does she use, and how long to put on?!? She gave me a hug and I had a facial impression on my neck afterwards which was pretty thick. Bottom line: 1. She’s a big time scammer. 2. She spits bucket loads when she talks, and she LOVES to talk (usually sh1t youd care less about). 3. Hide your makeup. 4. Watch out for a strap on!🤣

https://thedirty.com/?p=2271744

LAURA POPOVICH — THISDUMB CVNT(LAURA POPOVICH/ROSSO, PUT SH1T On MY PARENTS DOORSTEP…And Is BULLYING THEM CUZ SHE HATES HER OWN LIFE

LAURA POPOVICH — THISDUMB CVNT(LAURA POPOVICH/ROSSO, PUT SH1T On MY PARENTS DOORSTEP…And Is BULLYING THEM CUZ SHE HATES HER OWN LIFE

THE DIRTY ARMY: This dumb b1tch put sh1t on my parents front porch and I told the dumb b1tch since she wants to pick it up then she can throw it away and tossed on her side of driveway, this DUMB A55 B1TCH called the COPS ON ME said she was scared for her life that I threatened her DUMB FUKING LIFE, and sorry I WOULDNT THREATEN anyone so everyone could hear and I didn’t but this B1TCH SAID I THREW THE SH1T AT HER and planted the bag of DOG SH1T next to her CAR…..MIND YOU IT WASNT EVEN MY PARENTS DOG WHO SH1T ON HER FUCKING LAWN……all the fuking neighbors hate her cuz she steady trying to bully my parents who are in their 60s and have enough going on and are hard working people ….PRETTY SURE THATS ELDER ABUSE AND she will see the light soon enough cuz if she didn’t know is I already knew the DUMB B1TCH WAS A COP CALLING CVNT so I wouldn’t have laid a FUKING HAND ON THE DUMB B1TCH. But SHE WILL SOON GET

https://thedirty.com/?p=2270797

Christine Champion — —Master of SLORISM—

Christine Champion — —Master of SLORISM—

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I was friends with this chick for years and knew her through mutual high school friends, she was 2 years younger then my graduating class, always thought she was a hottie and had my usual man thoughts about here lol. Well in April of 2017 and after posting a pic of me going camping with my family, she messaged me on fb complimenting me on how good she thought I looked. It was not even a hour into our conversation we were having that I got a Pu55y pic sent to me… should of been a red flag warning but I didn’t see it that way I was sooo into her and how she was such a good stay at home mom with her autistic son getting payed to take care of him due to his handicap. Her Facebook was full of nice and family oriented posts , surly nothing that would ever give me a warning for the dirty other life she lived and lived it good. . . She would always be pretty secretive about her phone which we all know that sign hands down, yet me falling for her had me oblivious to a lot. She had told me from the beginning straight up even ask me anything I would have another lie about or hide LOL she would say.

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