Curtis Kona – Ohana means family, family means bum on my couch
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy Curtis is 32 years old, doesn’t have a job, a car, a place of his own, no ambition or anything. He sleeps all day in the same underwear for days. He’ll eat up all of your food. He likes to take advantage of a woman’s hospitality and pretends he cares about you, but will ignore your calls and text but as soon as you call him a bum, there he is with a bunch of texts. He just spray paints graffiti like a 17 year old child, and draw, he’s living in a reality world. and he doesn’t mind stealing paint to support this hobby. He is a loser, so watch out ladies, don’t be fooled like I was.
— Subway is always looking for sandwich artists.