Jason Wharton will ruin your furniture with his urine

Jason Wharton will ruin your furniture with his urine

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, meet Jason Wharton. Ladies do not let this man-child near your furniture or mattress. All of his furniture is urine-soaked and he will do the same to you. Further, he won’t even clean up or pay for damages. I sued the dirty dude because he ruined my new mattress and then we were contacted by Judge Judy. Even though Judy would pay for the judgment, he apparently did not want the world to know that he is a chronic bedwetter and lowlife. However, he is OK soaking my floor & bedding while leaving me with a huge pee stain. (No! I was not in the bed with him when he peed.) In the years of knowing him, he is never without alcohol. No begging will get him to stop even though he regularly pees himself.

He even broke his Greg with all that booze. After promising to make it right, he then listed all of these family members he takes care of. As if! He lives in his mother’s basement, brags how she helps him steal cable and Internet, and uses her gas card to get to his part-time teaching assistant job. He will say anything and it seems like he is gas lighting you, but he likely has so many blackouts he doesn’t remember what he says one day to the next. Sloppy drunk or sober, he even lies about his education and advance degrees he never earned. His motto is, “Truth.” So, ladies, stay away from this dude and never have him over unless you have plastic furniture covers and a mop nearby.

How do you not go on Judge Judy? That is a once in a lifetime opportunity.- nik

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  1. Bitch KittyMarch 21, 2018 at 9:30 AM

    Ask Mr. Lebowski for a new rug.

  2. john tMarch 20, 2018 at 5:33 PM

    sean michaels???

  3. Super Judge JudyMarch 20, 2018 at 2:31 PM

    This guy sounds like Chaz from Wedding Crashers. “MOM WHERES MY MEATLOAF!!!!!’

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