Only 20 and already Sactown dirty Elite

Only 20 and already Sactown dirty Elite

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this chick’s name is Lyssa Breyana and she is more than just your typical 20 year old Sac County deadbeat mom. Don’t get me wrong- she leaves her kid all the time to go out with any guy and every guy she meets on Facebook or anywhere else she can. I met her at a rave about 3 months ago. She ended up coming home with me and my three homeboys. Within the first 10 minutes she was already naked and DTF. Thankfully I went first, cuz she not only slept with me, but all three of my friends that night. Then proceeded to tell us afterwards that she’s been with over 150 dudes.

Don’t get me wrong she was a damn good, but if you’re 20 years old, then your rack shouldn’t hang to the ground. And I thought you’re supposed to lose baby weight. This chick has got cellulite 4 days. When she’s got pants on, she looks like she’s got a great ass in great size butt. Once they come off, it’s all cottage cheese. But I still was all cool with her up until I found out that she gave me my first DRD. So just letting all the guys in Sac know if you see this girl, stay far far away, cuz you don’t want what she has.

Did you hang onto her bullring during penetration. It looks big enough to grip with the right hand during missionary. Something different, you know.- nik

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  1. YayNovember 29, 2017 at 5:29 PM

    Why you hating? She’s a rando you smashed, why you acting like a b*tch. Who cares if she’s a hoe why you mad? Because she didn’t want to be your boo or be in a relationship. She hurt your feelings or what.

  2. Mr gambitNovember 4, 2017 at 11:19 PM

    So the only thing that’s wrong in this post is ur age. Well then we should kick it cause I’m down to pound.

  3. Ya'LyssaNovember 2, 2017 at 10:41 PM

    I’m 19, actually. Not 20.

    • FilNovember 5, 2017 at 1:00 PM

      Hold up. What is wrong with what she did?? The o lay thing that’s wrong that I see is that she chose you.
      She may get married one day and you expect her not to get the experience and do all this when she’s married?idts
      Get it outta your system girl

  4. LyssaNovember 2, 2017 at 10:36 PM

    Actually I’m 19.

    • BigandMeatyDouchebagFebruary 28, 2018 at 12:49 PM

      Damn you’re beautiful. Want to meet up?

  5. ChithraOctober 29, 2017 at 5:58 AM

    This doesn’t sound credible.

  6. UnicornOctober 28, 2017 at 3:20 AM

    Her dad is strict he’s ever strict with me lol

  7. UnicornOctober 28, 2017 at 3:08 AM

    Not cute! Omg I would go ballistic if this was my daughter! I have a daughter and she will, and already is being brought up the right way! It’s the way you raise them, her dad and I are doin a great job! With her dad I don’t think she would even dare, we are pretty linient parents.

  8. TigreOctober 27, 2017 at 3:24 PM

    The OP should put a ring on her and make a family with her. She is a cutie.

  9. Georgia97October 27, 2017 at 10:31 AM

    Continue to love all the people so butt hurt about getting a DRD. Strap it up every time. No exceptions. Duh.

  10. WaitAMinuteOctober 27, 2017 at 9:44 AM

    If you’re running a train in 2017 you are doing it to see gregs.

  11. jack.hahnOctober 27, 2017 at 8:43 AM

    Her head is disproportionately large for the body onto which it was photoshopped.