Connie sommers — Meet the doorknob!

Connie sommers — Meet the doorknob!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet the doorknob otherwise know as the doorknob because everyone gets a turn in San Antonio. I have been seeing this chick, she is like 50 years old, for awhile when I found out she has been messing around with all the men at the apartment she manages. She is also big on those social media hookup sites. I thought she was cool when we meet and drank a little too much. I found out a week later I had drd and like 2 other drd’s! The word in San Antonio is she is some drunk that goes to bars and picks up guys. She looks good for her age but she is now called the doorknob because everyone gets a turn! If you get with her, make sure to triple wrap it! You have been warned dirty army.

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  1. cold waterNovember 25, 2018 at 8:55 AM

    how can i get a turn here? she’s pretty hot

  2. FritochyNovember 24, 2018 at 9:35 AM

    That chick isn’t 50, you’re tripping !

  3. AntmanNovember 19, 2018 at 6:14 AM

    I met this chick at a bar and we went back to my place. Sloppy drunk!

  4. TigreNovember 5, 2018 at 12:14 PM

    She is seriously pretty. If I was fortunate enough to get with her I wouldn’t wrap it. I’d try to impregnate and keep her.

  5. mindgame_foolNovember 5, 2018 at 10:22 AM

    fake

  6. JustsayingNovember 5, 2018 at 6:03 AM

    Sounds like you got dumped.. she’s hot!!

  7. uhhhhhNovember 5, 2018 at 1:52 AM

    I’m not sayin that your story is a lie, but it’s hard to believe anyone that introduces someone “Meet the doorknob, otherwise know as the doorknob” and then say you found out you had “1 drd and 2 other drds.” Why not just say three? If you say she’s dirty, I believe you. It just sounds like y’all hooked up once and then she stopped takin your calls. Hell, you made the doorknob joke twice. Live and learn man.

  8. NobodyNovember 4, 2018 at 11:15 PM

    Hope the sex was great to compensate for the other thing.

  9. REALIST ONENovember 4, 2018 at 5:08 PM

    THE NICKNAME IS STUPID