Kristen Jaramillo Will Break Your Heart

Kristen Jaramillo Will Break Your Heart

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl, Kristen Jaramillo thinks she’s just a big bag of chips. I wrote her a love song, but she doesn’t love me back. All that effort wasted on this worthless b*tch. She will break your heart. Look out world. She claims today, she is losing weight but in reality she’s just a big fat floozy who needs attention from her fake ass relationships to get Louis Vuitton that I could’ve bought her.

You should have skipped the song and gave her $500 cash. We live in a different world, where the economy is more important than feelings.- nik

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  1. Yur MomApril 26, 2018 at 5:31 PM

    You obviously couldn’t afford to get her an LB if she didn’t choose you and with this petty post it looks like she dodged a bullet

  2. IDONTCAREApril 17, 2018 at 8:49 PM

    Hi y’all. Someone is obviously hurt. Idk why they would post this on March 14th when I literally just got out of a relationship plus my ex wouldn’t do something like that. I don’t use people. Guys get mad if I don’t have the time of day… y’all call me fat I don’t care but someone is HURT this doesn’t even belong on here.

  3. YoudidTHAT!!!March 25, 2018 at 6:15 PM

    I think the green bay packers are missing a linebacker. Man…that friggin tailgate is literally SAGGING!!! That’s NOT any port in a storm…its an orca in the sea. Look at her lovingly gaze…at an extra large triple cheese pizza!!! Or 5!!!

  4. Wonder girkMarch 20, 2018 at 8:44 AM

    Looks like someone is heartbroken

  5. YoudidTHAT!!!March 19, 2018 at 8:40 AM

    I wouldn’t have given her a dime!!! She’s a friggin HOGGER and ugly as HELL. Did you slap her butt and ride the fat wave in? Double disgusting!!!

    • IDONTCAREApril 17, 2018 at 8:50 PM

      Dude stop you’re gonna make me kill myself. Jk lmfao

  6. BatmanMarch 15, 2018 at 11:51 PM

    Any port in a storm, bro!

  7. BatmanMarch 15, 2018 at 11:50 PM

    She will break your heart, and your chair.

  8. SushimiMarch 15, 2018 at 11:13 PM

    Oh Nik… your statement made me very sad. Yes we do live in a world where economy is more important than feelings. I myself am guilty.

  9. LotusXTCMarch 15, 2018 at 6:51 PM

    you shoulda left a trail of meatball subs to your bedroom. that was your flaw. love songs are for cucks… meatball subs are for bosses.

  10. TIgreMarch 15, 2018 at 2:47 PM

    Charles Barkley was so right about the women in San Antonio.

  11. Steve DMarch 15, 2018 at 2:06 PM

    I’m blind.

  12. TheRainMakerMarch 15, 2018 at 11:42 AM

    This website is really going downhill with posts like this.

    In fact, this seems to be the trend on this site now. Not to mention comments take hours/days to show up or they don’t show up at all.

  13. FunK_illerMarch 15, 2018 at 8:18 AM

    Looks like she’s going to break that tailgate too!

  14. French girlMarch 15, 2018 at 6:28 AM

    Who would date that and who would pay for that?

    Not sure what the worlds come to

    C’est un catastrophe

  15. T From O.C.March 14, 2018 at 7:14 PM

    Beastly Woman.
    Discard ASAP.

  16. REALIST ONEMarch 14, 2018 at 6:33 PM


  17. NightshadeMarch 14, 2018 at 6:28 PM

    Sea world really does need to let this chick go. It’s wrong to keep her caged.

    • French girlMarch 15, 2018 at 6:28 AM


      • Reverse TechnologiesMarch 15, 2018 at 9:17 PM

        Op you symp, you should get her to buy you a nice soft pair of versace loafers for catering to her emotional needs.

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