Lauren Ashley Malia Parker of San Antonio

Lauren Ashley Malia Parker of San Antonio

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lauren is the absolute worst person I’ve ever met. She caught my attention by doing what bar hoppers do and dresses to the nines. I thought we hit it off and a relationship spawned. Little did I know that this person was our ex evil. She gave me a sob story on her life and everything she was going through. Being the good man I was raised to be and having strong feelings for this person, I stepped up and started being the man she lacked in her life. I paid all the bills, apartment,etc, but the whole time she was actually dating someone else.

I didn’t find out till way later, as she was clever enough to make excuses to not add me on all her social media. She had legal troubles, which I took care of and within a span of two years took me for around 80,000. All the while she was out and about doing her thing. At one point I got a call to go get checked for DRD. Wow. I’m a dumb ass to the extreme. That alone should have been my wake up call, but this person is a master manipulator and found a way to blind me once again.

From there, she put on this sob story of how she had no energy and drive and couldn’t get out of her apartment. Lies. She was out every night drinking till she blacked out. She then got in a troublesome situation and reached back out to me to save her based on the premise she’d learned from all her mistakes, etc, etc. More lies. I stepped up again and got her good, the whole time she was still out being a complete floozy. I had to pay for an abortion for her and then a few months later she had another abortion scare. I decided the fix was to move her to a new environment- which I did, but she immediately took credit for the new high class living arrangements she found herself in and proceeded to plaster social media with “how good she was doing.” Needless to say while I’m once again taking complete care of this person and she’s telling me she loves me and she’s so thankful to have me and asking me for an engagement ring, she’s still out there hooking up with boys who can’t provide any sort of life for her.

Long story short, if you meet or know this person and think you’re in a good relationship…. you’re not. It’s only a matter of time till you find out that she’s probably in the top ten floozies of San Antonio. Be wary. Be very, very wary. She will say all the right things and never ever cared for or looked out for anyone but herself and her own needs.

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  1. RonAugust 17, 2018 at 6:29 AM

    Leave this girl alone and stop posting what she did. Every human been likes sex, so what? She has the looks, just don’t abuse it Lauren. Love you always.

  2. SteveAugust 12, 2018 at 9:18 AM

    I know this girl since middlle school, she went to Bush in a mini skirt with no panties to show her pu55y to other boys and girls and fet fingered.

  3. HassJuly 28, 2018 at 9:31 PM

    Wasted teen, sorry Lauern lesbian b1tch

  4. HassJuly 28, 2018 at 9:23 PM

    Poor girl, giving bj to have some money, bitch.

  5. JessJuly 24, 2018 at 1:44 PM

    Is your dad out of jail yet Lauren?

  6. AvrilJuly 23, 2018 at 1:12 PM

    No one forced you to give her money. Stop being a crybaby.

  7. SidJuly 20, 2018 at 7:13 AM

    Lauren, you’ve been a pu55y eater since you were 12 pu55y.

  8. FloozieJuly 18, 2018 at 12:11 PM

    Such a bit*h, that’s what she is. Three pregnancies and three abortions at 24 ? What a trash you are hoe.

  9. FloozieJuly 17, 2018 at 11:52 PM

    Since she was little, and this is Lauren, she wanted to lick pu55y

  10. FloozieJuly 17, 2018 at 11:47 PM

    Once a b1tches always a b1tches

  11. FloozieJuly 17, 2018 at 9:16 AM

    That is not her real name, did you know that ?

  12. ExJuly 17, 2018 at 8:57 AM

    Like mother like daughter, her mother slept with half of the block.

  13. Vegeta210June 8, 2018 at 9:47 AM

    I would smash that so hard!!!

  14. Wonder womenApril 26, 2018 at 2:43 PM

    Don’t always go for looks.

  15. laurenApril 21, 2018 at 9:16 AM

    you are a beautiful kind girl. Do not let this guy put you down. he has issues not you. He is old enough to know this. keep your smile. You brighten everybodys day.

  16. HamboneApril 17, 2018 at 10:03 PM

    LOL this story is complete bs. I know this chick. OP is just a sore loser cry baby haha. He’s just made that my girl moved on from his dumbass to a real man. Sorry OP! Better luck next time!

  17. A Squirrel trying to get a nutMarch 27, 2018 at 7:19 PM

    Ill nut in her without a condom.

  18. Free nuttingMarch 26, 2018 at 10:33 AM

    U need to post your contact info dumbass. (I mean OP)
    We need dumb mofos like u, there r plenty of nice looking hoes like this in SA
    letting us nut safely(with a hat) for free , while dumb mofos like u support them.

  19. The RoxburyMarch 26, 2018 at 5:19 AM

    Who the fk says “floozy” . You sound old and bitter. The type of guy caught up in women drama -_-

  20. Dr LickMarch 26, 2018 at 4:23 AM

    Hope writing this made u feel better. OP, you were a SUCKER

  21. GregMarch 25, 2018 at 9:27 PM

    She is awesome and conned this dumb guy multiple times over the course of a few years. He just could not learn his lesson because he was a 40 year old virgin. Let’s see his picture, I bet he is a total loser.

  22. LotusXTCMarch 25, 2018 at 6:36 PM

    OP it sucks that your white knighting led to nothing. But what did you expect? you werent thinking with your heart, you was following your d*ck. You thought u was able to make ho a housewife and it didnt work out. The sooner you admit that you are the problem, then faster u can close that chapter. I dont feel bad for you because what man wants a busted leg of a woman.. whose in debt crying bout “I can do this” you let people fall on their swords for a reason.. they need to learn to stand on their own. But once again you wont take my advice. Guys never take smart advice. youll just go thinking with your d*ck and blaming new girls for this skank. Its like I should say nothing.