Lauren Ashley Malia Parker of San Antonio

Lauren Ashley Malia Parker of San Antonio

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lauren is the absolute worst person I’ve ever met. She caught my attention by doing what bar hoppers do and dresses to the nines. I thought we hit it off and a relationship spawned. Little did I know that this person was our ex evil. She gave me a sob story on her life and everything she was going through. Being the good man I was raised to be and having strong feelings for this person, I stepped up and started being the man she lacked in her life. I paid all the bills, apartment,etc, but the whole time she was actually dating someone else.

I didn’t find out till way later, as she was clever enough to make excuses to not add me on all her social media. She had legal troubles, which I took care of and within a span of two years took me for around 80,000. All the while she was out and about doing her thing. At one point I got a call to go get checked for DRD. Wow. I’m a dumb ass to the extreme. That alone should have been my wake up call, but this person is a master manipulator and found a way to blind me once again.

From there, she put on this sob story of how she had no energy and drive and couldn’t get out of her apartment. Lies. She was out every night drinking till she blacked out. She then got in a troublesome situation and reached back out to me to save her based on the premise she’d learned from all her mistakes, etc, etc. More lies. I stepped up again and got her good, the whole time she was still out being a complete floozy. I had to pay for an abortion for her and then a few months later she had another abortion scare. I decided the fix was to move her to a new environment- which I did, but she immediately took credit for the new high class living arrangements she found herself in and proceeded to plaster social media with “how good she was doing.” Needless to say while I’m once again taking complete care of this person and she’s telling me she loves me and she’s so thankful to have me and asking me for an engagement ring, she’s still out there hooking up with boys who can’t provide any sort of life for her.

Long story short, if you meet or know this person and think you’re in a good relationship…. you’re not. It’s only a matter of time till you find out that she’s probably in the top ten floozies of San Antonio. Be wary. Be very, very wary. She will say all the right things and never ever cared for or looked out for anyone but herself and her own needs.

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  1. BigboyMay 8, 2019 at 12:58 AM

    I think I worked with this gal at at grocery store

  2. DannyvillaNovember 25, 2018 at 12:38 PM

    Lauren Youre an amazing woman and never have to entertain this garbage. 2 years together. A ball of energy, kind hearted and beautiful. These lies are horrible and childish from men with nothing better to do but try and hide their own shortfalls and insecurities.

    • LPDecember 22, 2018 at 5:38 PM

      I truly appreciate the kind words, I messaged you on snap to thank you! Happy holidays

  3. DannyvillaNovember 22, 2018 at 10:06 PM

    I dated lauren and lived with her for almost 2 years. she was an amazing woman who always tried to see the positive side of life. Sweet and caring she was always a ball of fun and the life of the party. the person portrayed here is not lauren. Its a lie created by someone with nothing better to do but put someone down that they probably were incapable of keeping because of their own shortfalls and insecurities.

  4. HahaNovember 6, 2018 at 9:14 AM

    Oh Brandon you are a joke putting this makes me laugh even harder thank you for that… truly…. love I love you girl keep your head up we all know he’s pathetic

  5. Lauren ParkerSeptember 19, 2018 at 11:26 PM

    I really didn’t want to get involved in this mess, but it has gone too far. I can accept the comments. The post is here, nothing I can do about it and I’m not going to feed into it. Especially bringing up peoples families & jobs. That isn’t acceptable. This is ridiculous website and a waste of time and energy. I don’t appreciate the comments, so everyone please stop bashing on anyone. It’s not right…. it’s ugly.

    thank you.

    • DannyvillaNovember 22, 2018 at 10:26 PM

      You did the right thing ignoring this ridiculous and childish post. You don’t have to prove yourself to anyone. you’re an amazing woman lauren

      • LPDecember 18, 2018 at 12:00 AM

        Yeah I ignored it for a good minute, thank you Daniel :) hope all is well! By the way…. always remember to chew your cheese its up for “dip” for the other cheese its -LP

  6. stacySeptember 19, 2018 at 8:33 PM

    Brandon juST knoW you got FIRED For a reason. You are a habitual liar. You tried to buy a little girl knowing she was 12 yrs behind you. Y were the usesr and abuser. Well it worked because you sent out false messages to the world and had your friends receive cash. Now she is in critical condition. You killed a family…Are you happy. Lauren was so worried about your mom and her health and you slashed hers with lies.

  7. R.MEZASeptember 19, 2018 at 8:21 PM

    I got paid by Brandon to lie about Laurens family especially her mom. I wish I could take it back but I could not. The damage is done. I wish I could go back to Monterey. I feel sick about what H made me say. She is not even alive after a horrible battle with cancer 18 years and I ruined her for nothing..all lies and she was trying so hard to beat cancer.

  8. R.MEZASeptember 19, 2018 at 2:24 PM

    I am sorry I got involved with this gossip. I have a stable relationship with a man and I dont mind coming out of the closet. I have better things to do than make up lies about this little girl.

    • LPDecember 18, 2018 at 1:02 AM

      LOL this is great ^ totally made this post worth it. proud of you for coming out of the closet.

  9. BrandonSeptember 19, 2018 at 2:16 PM

    Ok OK so I’m caught in my lies about Lauren. I can only learn by my mistakes and move on. I had people write horrible comments and I actually dont care. They were dumb enough to do it. I hand picked the stupid ones that would lie for to hass,floozie steve etc. losers and R.M. CANT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.

  10. kELLYSeptember 19, 2018 at 2:04 PM

    Hey girl sorry you got mixed up with these losers. Hass is the worst. Loves to lie. Steve and floozie are brain dead losers all messed up on drugs. I have known you all my life and I envy your beauty and brains. You are going places they are going nowhere and are just jealous.

  11. kimSeptember 19, 2018 at 1:46 PM

    Hey Lauren don’t let this stupid web site get you down.It is for losers that have nothing better to do than lie. They are insecure about themselves. Also i hear you got a great job congrats!!!!!!

  12. JasonSeptember 19, 2018 at 1:40 PM

    Lauren I saw you at UTSA last week. I wanted to tell you how sorry I was to see all those lies written from a jealous ex. I finally graduated law school if you want to press charges against him.

  13. SteveSeptember 19, 2018 at 1:29 PM

    Brandon ……you are so much older than her…How come she is so much wiser than you. ? Sorry dude you brought this all on yourself. I feel sorry for her….

  14. AmberSeptember 18, 2018 at 6:34 PM

    Brandon do you remember 2 years ago when you couldn’t even get it up because it was like a button shape. Stop making fun of people…you are not perfect.

  15. markSeptember 18, 2018 at 6:30 PM

    Brandon I’m shocked at the post you made on Lauren you not only hurt her but her family. they talked so highly of you young she has attended 2 funerals leave them alone.

  16. KeithSeptember 18, 2018 at 2:32 PM

    Brandon You really need help son. Sorry you hurt her reputation.

  17. BrandonSeptember 18, 2018 at 2:26 PM

    OK OK Everybody I Admit I lied about Lauren SORRY TO ALL.

  18. MikeSeptember 18, 2018 at 2:19 PM

    Our company never thought you could be this EVIL.

  19. SydneyAugust 29, 2018 at 8:45 AM

    Stop cyberbulling. This is totally wrong.

  20. RonAugust 17, 2018 at 6:29 AM

    Leave this girl alone and stop posting what she did. Every human been likes sex, so what? She has the looks, just don’t abuse it Lauren. Love you always.

  21. SteveAugust 12, 2018 at 9:18 AM

    I know this girl since middlle school, she went to Bush in a mini skirt with no panties to show her pu55y to other boys and girls and fet fingered.

    • KimSeptember 18, 2018 at 2:42 PM

      Brandon admitted that on this list steve,hass,sid,floozie,ex were all lies.HE’S SORRY.

  22. HassJuly 28, 2018 at 9:31 PM

    Wasted teen, sorry Lauern lesbian b1tch

  23. HassJuly 28, 2018 at 9:23 PM

    Poor girl, giving bj to have some money, bitch.

  24. JessJuly 24, 2018 at 1:44 PM

    Is your dad out of jail yet Lauren?

  25. AvrilJuly 23, 2018 at 1:12 PM

    No one forced you to give her money. Stop being a crybaby.

  26. SidJuly 20, 2018 at 7:13 AM

    Lauren, you’ve been a pu55y eater since you were 12 pu55y.

  27. FloozieJuly 18, 2018 at 12:11 PM

    Such a bit*h, that’s what she is. Three pregnancies and three abortions at 24 ? What a trash you are hoe.

  28. FloozieJuly 17, 2018 at 11:52 PM

    Since she was little, and this is Lauren, she wanted to lick pu55y

  29. FloozieJuly 17, 2018 at 11:47 PM

    Once a b1tches always a b1tches

  30. FloozieJuly 17, 2018 at 9:16 AM

    That is not her real name, did you know that ?