What Are Your Thoughts On Redneck Haven

What Are Your Thoughts On Redneck Haven

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, sadly San Antonio is going to be the dirtiest. But how dirty can it be? There’s a new place here called Redneck Haven opening up soon in August where you could eat a live fish and see paint on women and supposedly get spanked. Would you go and what are your thoughts?

What’s the problem? This sounds like the best place in SA since they created the canal River Walk sewer system. There’s nothing more romantic than having dinner with a feces aroma. Honestly, I’d rather be spanked by immigrants who look like Tony Parker. Redneck Haven has my full support.- nik


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  1. Inconsiderate bystanderMay 31, 2018 at 2:25 PM

    Since they don’t have real Redneck women there (read that as talking with a southern twang) I don’t prefer the place.

    They remedy that and i’ll be there in a minute.