Beware of Michael Castellanos

Beware of Michael Castellanos

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I met Michael Castellanos through Bumble. WARNING! he is a skilled conversationalist with a rich vocabulary and knows all the right things to say and ask to cultivate an illusion of intimacy. Let me also say straight away that there was a HUGE difference in this guy’s demeanor over text vs in person… over text he comes across as witty and intelligent and confident, and in person he is much more shy and reserved. We came back to my house after grabbing a drink- my roommates were home and he and I had already had deep, extensive conversations for hours on end so I didn’t question my safety at all. We chatted with my roomie for well over 30 min, and resumed our conversation and later began to make out on my couch. He was on top of me and unbuckled his pants. Mind you, I had already told him close to ten times or more (via text and in person) that I had no interest in having sex with him on the first date.

As he inched his penis closer to me, I was inching my body away from his and gently trying to push him away (I was fine with making out with him- but not trying to do much more than that). He also had weird rashes (rough patches of skin, for lack of a better description) ALL over his torso (I did not see them, but could feel them with my hands while we were kissing) and this was alarming to me because there wasn’t just one, it seemed like they were literally ALL over and I was both shocked and also trying really hard to be kind and not immediately call him out like “EW WTF IS ON YOUR SKIN” bc I try to be a considerate human and also this kid was already shy and awkward AF like I mentioned previously.

Continue Reading- You need to go to the police. Please save the next girl!- nik

He tries to slide his penis inside me, and i quickly realize what hes doing before he’s able to get the full thing in there, and I push him away from him as I’m repeating “no no no no no no no no nooooooooooo” but he doesn’t react or remove himself until I’ve said “NO” almost ten times and my voice is beginning to raise. Then he’s like “I should go” and I’m like “YEAH YOU SHOULD” and he called an uber and left. The next day I was shocked and angry, and I was debating reporting him to Bumble, but I didn’t the very next day because I honestly needed to take time out to not think about it for my own well-being.

So the day after, I open bumble to report his profile, and our convo is gone. At first I thought he had unmatched me, so I couldn’t find him to report him but I later discovered that he had instead deleted his profile (I was still able to go through the process of reporting him, thanks to this) and he had also “unfollowed” me on instagram (LOL). His page is private, so I’ve yet to block him so I can show the authorities if necessary and also to be able to screenshot his photos (which I am attaching) so any other ladies unlucky enough to come across this douche bag can hopefully find this page and STAY THE F**K AWAY!!!! The fact that he raped me is already awful enough, and add to that his weird nasty mysterious rashes that my friend mused could perhaps be a severe herpes outbreak. If I end up contracting an DRD from this piece of sh*t, lord help him because I will not just quietly move on with my life… he will suffer the consequences of his actions.

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  1. NARCassistApril 26, 2018 at 10:18 AM

    did i misunderstand this but didn’t she say she said no before he could get it in there and after the tenth time he stopped? so he didn’t actually put it in her and did stop after she started saying no. so that’s not rape, that’s a guy who stops after she says no. albeit she did say no ten times but for all we know she could have said it ten times quickly in a row.

    • ElizabethJune 22, 2018 at 9:30 PM

      Exactly!!! She wanted it bad. She’s a lying b1tch!!! She does this to every guy she brings home on the first date.

  2. Dry and SoberDecember 27, 2017 at 10:30 PM

    What a pig! There is no excuse for dat rapists, and oddly enough, them seem to prey for women online (Bumble, Tinder, POF, free sites etc). Report his ass! Get rape counseling. Good luck to you!

  3. JennyOctober 24, 2017 at 4:19 AM

    I obviously don’t know what his skin looked like but if it was covering that much of his body I would suspect psoriasis. Not contagious, hope that helps you feel somewhat at ease but this manchild is still disgusting. Just because a woman goes back to his/her house after a date does NOT mean the man is entitled to sex.

    • jack.hahnOctober 24, 2017 at 11:27 AM

      Jenny, perhaps it was shingles, a form of herpes? He might have gotten it from someone he met at a shingles bar. Honestly, it seems like people with DRDs are making a conscious effort to infect other people, perhaps to make sexual lepers the next special interest voting block. I wonder who they learned THAT from?

  4. jack.hahnOctober 24, 2017 at 1:04 AM

    “pandadinner” – that could mean ‘harsh restaurant critic’, ‘incestuous satyr’, or ‘bamboo’.

  5. KayOctober 23, 2017 at 10:27 PM

    Listen to me. You need to see your on/gym NOW. Also, you need to contact the police – they have forensic IT people who will find him. You seem bright, articulate, and confident – his next victim may lack that wherewithal to be able to stop him/protect herself. This is the time for you to be an adult and take control.

    • jack.hahnOctober 24, 2017 at 1:54 PM

      Kay, she should see a doctor, instead of going to the gym. That’s a no-brainer.

  6. That Chick is DumbOctober 23, 2017 at 6:38 PM

    B*TCH if you meet a strange man on a dating app and then invite him over to your house you better be ready to open up that va jay jay! Let this be a lesson to the rest of you floozies

    • For realFebruary 4, 2018 at 5:02 PM

      OMG right? and why were both of there pants off to the point where he could even just slip inside…. Something fishy is going on here

      • ElizabethJune 22, 2018 at 9:33 PM

        Very fishy! I’ve heard she has done this to several guys! Beware guys!!!

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