Chrissy Cox Andersen of San Diego

Chrissy Cox Andersen of San Diego

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is gold digger Chrissy Cox Andersen of San Diego and previously basic white trash from shi**sburg, Pittsburgh. Ex wife of less than 6 months of Michael Hurvitz, who got away as fast as he could, and floozy wife to William Andersen, who I guess got a bad deal in life as her “significant” other. She marries lawyers for money and sperm so that she doesnt have to work – mostly men she met as an easy paralegal. First husband never loved her and cheated on her for most of their relationship b/c she has only her vag to offer and nothing of substance to love.

Gold digger Christine Cox found him cheating on her -get this- on their wedding night on honeymoon in Paris! He was having an emotional affair w/ a classy smart lawyer that he worked with, and he couldnt stop himself from contacting this lady even for one night b/c he actually loved her. Those two are now married. No bother though b/c gold digger Chrissy was only using him for money, to cover her shopping, and to leech off his status. Despite that she caught him red handed *HE* still had to divorce her b/c she wouldnt file papers, and believed as his devoted wife of 1 day, that she was entitled to his money, which caused their nightmare union to go on several more months while she cried and ho’d and dug for gold she didnt earn. But luckily this servicer of lawyers had a second lawyer waiting on the back burner and she very quickly started servicing him, getting him to help her with bills, buy her boots, and cover her rent.

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This time around she was “smart,”and like a white trash floozy does, she showed up on her wedding day already knocked up. So figure that should buy her a few years of not exactly marital bliss before lawyer husband number two wises up, actually falls in love for real, and leaves her fat ass and huge saggy t*ts for a classy girl that not only contributes to the world through her career, but can also offer something in terms of conversation and equal partnership and family values. I say this b/c this broad had the f’ing audacity to tell people that she isn’t sure if husband number 2 was good enough b/c he didnt make as much money as husband number one and might never and that he didn’t try as hard as the first husband in his career. Just, wow, on her sense of love and morals, and what career does this floozy have where a good man could equally use the same test on her?? She can’t even close her legs in this photo here!!

The funniest part of first “marriage” was that in response to discovering that her husband was in love with someone else, all she could reply with was her opinion that she didnt think that the other woman was pretty! Nothing about the loss of love or fidelity. How can one be that superficial and basic? Mother Christine will likely teach her daughter to bleach her hair, play off her t(ts, and suck suck suck with the belief that that’s what girls do to pay for things and get a man (but not how to keep one I guess given her track record). The victim Chrissy can pretend to be is an act and/or karma for the life she has lived and a good number of people around her found this out the hard way. And what strikes me as the most alarming is that this woman is a true fake; she has not even the slightest capability for empathy and that’s the making of a true sociopath.

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  1. UmmFebruary 5, 2018 at 10:37 AM

    I’m almost climaxed just looking at the pic

  2. BoboJanuary 11, 2018 at 11:36 PM

    I like girls that want you to see her pu**y.

  3. xJanuary 6, 2018 at 9:46 PM

    Well Girls!!! It seems like you have not progressed beyond high school! Apparently – you have no life. Do you think it is about time to do so – get a life that is. Grow up little girls. You think you can hide, as a third party behind this disgusting website. Think again. To the author of this wonderful piece – I will find out who you are! You do not have to take this as a threat, but as a promise. I will act accordingly! You never should have mentioned little children in this thread!

  4. psychonautDecember 24, 2017 at 7:26 PM

    35?! That old trash bag looks like shes almost 50 ugh lets go on yelp and do some real damage guys, she only has her “good looks” then when she’s all alone not even her kids are gonna want to take care of her nasty ass.

    • astroDecember 25, 2017 at 10:20 AM

      She’s not good looking, even in quotes, and her kids likely will be in jail, let’s be honest.

  5. EvilCoxFamilyDecember 10, 2017 at 6:52 PM

    Chrissy is one of the cruelest human beings I ever encountered. She was a cu** to me and to my friends and to anyone she came into contact with in my opinion. She’s borderline. I always thought she had bad genes with some psycho family problems and I still believe that there is no explanation besides a genetic problem for her kind oh human existence. Her hero is chelsea lately and melania trump according to the stupid sh** she posts online. She is a morally bankrupt human being and the only thing that could help this person would be to ensure she never procreates. She would likely taunt and use her own children if the case was good to get what she thought she needed. What she wrote on her ridiculous pinterest account was something along the lines of “specialties include drinking wine and being awesome.” Not much else to say. She’s a leech.

  6. WOWDecember 5, 2017 at 4:41 PM

    “KARMA IS A BITCH, JUST LIKE YOU COX” Best line here!

  7. KarmaDecember 4, 2017 at 7:36 PM

    She is a sociopath. Bullied me in middle
    School for no reason. Karma is a bitch just like you Cox.

    • Karma2December 5, 2017 at 2:46 PM

      She bullied me as well. Basically, when is bullying ever deserved? Chrissy Cox posts to social media one of her public forums like twitter or instagram how upset she is over school violence related to bullying. I nearly threw up when I read that. I’ll post it here later. She is a fraud and a true sociopath and probably dangerous as an 35 year old adult with no job and too much time on her hands.

  8. PeaceDecember 1, 2017 at 2:53 PM

    I agree w/ yo – those two look like stinky Chinatown garbage

  9. PeaceDecember 1, 2017 at 2:53 PM

    I agree with yo – those two look like super stinky garbage

  10. YoNovember 30, 2017 at 1:24 PM

    They both look stinky

  11. AnonyNovember 28, 2017 at 5:34 PM

    Street cred to this one

  12. NottheHolzNovember 28, 2017 at 3:44 PM

    In high school social studies we had a teach named holzer. Cant for the life of me remember his first name. she sometimes called him by his first name. During class Chrissy without any shame flirted with this guy and invited him to her house for something like a football or cheerleading pasta night party. He was livid with her chiming in while he was giving lessons but she didnt care or didnt notice his reaction to her. It was creepy. She wanted him to like her I guess. Either way she harassed students in the class that didnt like her. like bad harassment that no one should have to put up with in school. Made me glad to be a dude.

  13. xoxoxoNovember 28, 2017 at 2:34 PM

    I guess this is viral now. I can confirm the poster who said she was loud and disruptive. That was like the m.o. of this person. She also constantly called others disrespectful names in front of everyone. One girl she called the forehead or forehead. She should take a look at her own forehead in that photo because it takes up half her face. She did it because she had no self respect so she disrespected the people around her to get attention. No empathy socio is right. Probably also a narc.

  14. SuperheroNovember 28, 2017 at 5:55 AM

    I like the one on the right

    • AnonyNovember 28, 2017 at 2:09 PM

      Clearly in comparison to the troll on the left the one on the right is a god. probably why they hang out

  15. SinginduadiddeediddeedumNovember 27, 2017 at 9:13 PM

    There she was just a walking down the st

  16. TigreNovember 27, 2017 at 6:36 PM

    I’d like to get Chrissy out of those panties.

    • SinginduadiddeediddeedumNovember 27, 2017 at 9:13 PM

      Bet she wouldn’t mind either

  17. LiamWNovember 27, 2017 at 6:24 PM

    Is she knocked up here? looks like it

  18. HighSchoolNovember 27, 2017 at 5:28 PM

    I got an email about this, this woman has a mental defect. I went to grade school with this girl – the one with underwear showing. There was a time in late junior high years. 7 or 8th gr maybe. We were in a locker room changing for phys ed and she was there with a friend all loud and disruptive. We got back to locker room after gym and found out Chrissy Cox stole another girl’s jeans and put them in the shower room to get them all wet. This caused this poor girl to have nothing to wear after gym and ruined her pants and humiliated her. Chrissy did it saying that they were bongo jeans or lee jeans or some brand that isnt good enough to wear to this materialistic you know what. That girl she tortured graduated as a valedictorian and is now a brilliant chemist with an ivy ed as far as I know. And now I see that Chrissy hasnt changed. The thing about her lacking empathy as a socio is bullseye.

  19. IMABEMENovember 27, 2017 at 5:16 PM

    Those are some fugly’s

  20. JenerousNovember 27, 2017 at 4:38 PM

    CLOSE YOUR LEGS HO

  21. APStrongNovember 27, 2017 at 4:33 PM

    *shi*tsburgh??

    • YulpNovember 27, 2017 at 5:14 PM

      It’s what people not from Pittsburgh call Pittsburgh.

      • anonNovember 27, 2017 at 9:25 PM

        I take a little offense to this

  22. APStrongNovember 27, 2017 at 4:32 PM

    Nope. Lost me at sh**sburg…