Nancy Waters of Oakland, California
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Nancy Waters of Oakland, California. Just another internet loser who can’t get enough attention. Frequents dating sites looking for sugar daddies and to get laid by random guys to boast her self-esteem. Couldn’t make it as a model either, so now just goes around sucking desperate guys dry. Don’t let her face fool you. She is quite possibly the dumbest loser you’ll ever meet.