Heather Lebas Is a Drunk Driver

Heather Lebas Is a Drunk Driver

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve known Heather Lebas for about six months now. She’s a nice enough person, but there’s something that needs to get out. She regularly brags about driving drunk. We’ve been to the club a few times, and I’m worried because she’s frankly a danger to the community. She’s driven up a one-way exit ramp, nearly hit the median countless times, and this is all with me or my friends in the car. She was laughing about this time she got drunk with an elderly woman and had to pull over because she couldn’t see straight. Another of her favorite stories, is this time she banged some dude in her class after getting trashes at Aqui’s, regretted it, and drove home after “he came all over her”. I’m seriously concerned for the safety of the community, drinking is cool but not if you’re too stupid to stop yourself from getting behind the wheel. I’m starting to think she’s just some ditzy ho.

— OP switch key sets as she is nearing the mid plastered stage as nothing provides better entertainment than a pissed off drunk chick who insists she can drive.

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  1. OldBrickLayerAugust 3, 2018 at 11:12 AM

    OP, For your crimes against an innocent, reprisal will be merciless and without remorse. You cannot escape the “All Seeing Eye.” So Mote It Be!

    • OldbitchslayerAugust 6, 2018 at 1:22 AM

      Bring it, b1tch. No one is innocent.

      • OldbitchslayerAugust 8, 2018 at 9:26 AM

        Good luck with that. Maybe if it’s a really slow week.

      • OldBrickLayerAugust 7, 2018 at 8:11 AM

        Oldbitchslayer, We won’t bring it. The FBI Field Office in Downtown San Jose will. Felony Hate Crime. The OP cannot escape. So Mote It Be!

  2. OldBrickLayerAugust 2, 2018 at 8:00 AM

    OP, Yea who breathes out lies cannot escape and you will not escape. Darkness will fall on you and every member of your family. Your houses will burn and so will your flesh. Enjoy your last breath. So mote it be.

    • OldbitchslayerAugust 6, 2018 at 1:21 AM

      Truth hurts, honey.

      • CarlosAugust 8, 2018 at 9:34 AM

        Did.. Did you just call me a sophist? That’s a first… Again, good luck dismissing me from an open forum. You can’t. Public figures include wannabe YouTube celebs, so go figure, better check whatever site you’re quoting from a bit closer. Oh, and then you’ll have to prove that OP maliciously lied about these things, and, as stated, I know Heather and she’s told me a lot of these stories herself so… Long story short, if it’s true you’re sh1t out of luck.

      • CarlosAugust 8, 2018 at 9:27 AM

        So, am I in 10th grade or am I 20-something? Whoever is doing your forensics should probably be more consistent with their conclusions.

      • OldBrickLayerAugust 7, 2018 at 10:35 PM

        Carlos, Gossip columnists get sued all the time. So do gossip rags, gossip websites, and gossip tv shows. This website has been sued a number of times. Nik Richie is constantly in and out of court. I have concluded that you don’t know what you are talking about and forensics suggest that your writing level is about 10th grade. There is no possible way that you are an LLM or JD. You are just a 20 something poser and a troll. You are interfering with my objective. So please leave. You are dismissed.

      • CarlosAugust 7, 2018 at 3:43 PM

        How do you know, keyboard warrior? I actually am an LLM, so guess again. This is a public forum and you can’t make leave just because you don’t like the truths I’m espousing. Again. MORON.

      • OldBrickLayerAugust 7, 2018 at 12:14 PM

        Oldbitchslayer, Heather is not a politician. Heather is not a religious leader. Heather is not a public celebrity. She is a private citizen. Heather is a college student going to the university studying to be an art teacher. Just because you have a website; that does not make you a public figure. The judge and jury will see it that way. Your argument is specious and you are a sophist. Please Leave.

      • OldBrickLayerAugust 7, 2018 at 11:47 AM

        Since these acts occurred in the academic setting of a California State University (a school), special statues apply in the State of California. The University has jurisdiction, the State of California has Jurisdiction, and so does the Federal Branch of our Government.

        “To be sure, in other areas of the law, the specific intent to inflect emotional harm enjoys no protection. (source: United States Supreme Court 485 U.S. 46 (No. 86-1278) Argued December 2 1987 – Decided February 24th 1988)

      • OldBrickLayerAugust 7, 2018 at 11:22 AM

        What Are the Penalties for Cyberbullying?

        Carlos, “The penalties for cyberbullying are as wide-ranging as the laws discussed above. Depending on the state and applicable laws, sanctions could range anywhere from civil penalties, such as school intervention via suspensions and/or expulsions, to jail time for criminal misdemeanors and even felonies.” Carlos, You are a troll and not an LLM. Please Leave.

      • CarlosAugust 7, 2018 at 9:42 AM

        Hahahaha, making a dirty.com post about a lying cheating Whore isn’t a felony hate crime hahahaha. This is a gossip site you MORON.

      • OldbitchslayerAugust 7, 2018 at 9:35 AM

        No it doesn’t. Also, Heather is a public figure, and these statements are factual sooo… Have fun with that.

      • OldBrickLayerAugust 6, 2018 at 4:25 PM

        Oldbitchslayer, The OP committed three consecutive acts of cyber bulling directly and this constitutes a felony hate crime. The subpoena is coming. The truth always comes out in the end. It just takes awhile. Justice always prevails. The OP cannot escape. So Mote It Be!

  3. NobodyJuly 1, 2018 at 12:16 AM

    I see a DWI conviction in her immediate future. It’s cheaper to take a cab to the club.

  4. Hendey101574June 30, 2018 at 9:05 PM

    I don’t care if she is a suicide hijaker.

    I’d hit it and forget it, and since I am socially responsible, I would pay for her umber: assuming she takes it in all 3 holes. Otherwise, she pays.

  5. TigreJune 30, 2018 at 8:59 PM

    A true friend would be the designated driver instead of posting her here.

  6. NorCalJune 30, 2018 at 10:19 AM

    Id blow a mad load on her

    • TigreJune 30, 2018 at 8:57 PM

      I’d put a mad rock on her finger.

  7. Diego the Taco MakerJune 30, 2018 at 8:45 AM

    For the community’s sake I will take Heather home with me so she doesn’t drive impaired. I’d be mucho happy to have this hotty spend the night with me.

    • TigreJune 30, 2018 at 8:58 PM

      Stock your house with booze so she never has to drive again.

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