Heather Lebas Is a Drunk Driver

Heather Lebas Is a Drunk Driver

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve known Heather Lebas for about six months now. She’s a nice enough person, but there’s something that needs to get out. She regularly brags about driving drunk. We’ve been to the club a few times, and I’m worried because she’s frankly a danger to the community. She’s driven up a one-way exit ramp, nearly hit the median countless times, and this is all with me or my friends in the car. She was laughing about this time she got drunk with an elderly woman and had to pull over because she couldn’t see straight. Another of her favorite stories, is this time she banged some dude in her class after getting trashes at Aqui’s, regretted it, and drove home after “he came all over her”. I’m seriously concerned for the safety of the community, drinking is cool but not if you’re too stupid to stop yourself from getting behind the wheel. I’m starting to think she’s just some ditzy ho.

— OP switch key sets as she is nearing the mid plastered stage as nothing provides better entertainment than a pissed off drunk chick who insists she can drive.

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  1. NobodyJuly 1, 2018 at 12:16 AM

    I see a DWI conviction in her immediate future. It’s cheaper to take a cab to the club.

  2. Hendey101574June 30, 2018 at 9:05 PM

    I don’t care if she is a suicide hijaker.

    I’d hit it and forget it, and since I am socially responsible, I would pay for her umber: assuming she takes it in all 3 holes. Otherwise, she pays.

  3. TigreJune 30, 2018 at 8:59 PM

    A true friend would be the designated driver instead of posting her here.

  4. NorCalJune 30, 2018 at 10:19 AM

    Id blow a mad load on her

    • TigreJune 30, 2018 at 8:57 PM

      I’d put a mad rock on her finger.

  5. Diego the Taco MakerJune 30, 2018 at 8:45 AM

    For the community’s sake I will take Heather home with me so she doesn’t drive impaired. I’d be mucho happy to have this hotty spend the night with me.

    • TigreJune 30, 2018 at 8:58 PM

      Stock your house with booze so she never has to drive again.