I found the hottest chick in the world

I found the hottest chick in the world

THE DIRTY ARMY:  OMG. Here’s the hottest woman on the planet. I would leave my three kids and third wife for Hannah Palmer Cozette! She’s the type you marry immediately no matter how batsh*t crazy she is. Ugh I wish I had money to buy her.

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  1. Thot PocketSeptember 22, 2018 at 1:39 PM

    Nice self promotion, Hannah lol desperate heaux.

  2. NewYorkDevilAugust 23, 2018 at 9:29 PM

    She was on SeekingArrangements at the beginning of the year.

    Chatted with her a while, she swore she was only looking for “Platonic” but I don’t know. Seemed super nice though.

  3. TDAugust 4, 2018 at 5:50 PM

    She is a Az 7 an LA 5 tops. She is pretty but that’s all. If she happens to be the coolest chick in the world,which is impossible because they don’t exist,then that would bump her up to a 8 and LA 6.

  4. Brown BalmerJuly 20, 2018 at 8:18 PM

    What? You’re retarded, or 15 years old (and one of those three kids your dad has with his third wife… sorry you hate your stepmom).

    She’s not even the hottest chick in Phoenix, much less “the world.” The high schools of the American Midwest are jammed with girls like this (minus the fake melons… but if you want that, plenty of community college “adult entertainers” to choose from…). At least you realize you’d have to buy her. Because if you get this easily googly-eyed over a Solid 7ish… you’re gonna have to get used to being trampled on by golddigging sluts.

    My advice: grow up fast and get a job that pays well… preferably a lawyer. You’re gonna need lots of pals for litigation.

  5. PhillychzstkMay 11, 2018 at 7:50 PM

    I’ve seen much hotter girls than this one. She’s about a 7.5 and probably has long roast beef labia and a blown out bung hole.

  6. TheRainMakerMay 4, 2018 at 8:28 AM

    You should leave your wife and three kids regardless.

  7. mr resl shiznitApril 10, 2018 at 10:01 PM

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She aight but….. not all dat.

  8. S.SMarch 27, 2018 at 1:56 PM

    Why the self post are you that butthurt for cash.

    Go to any Uni or College and there is way hotter chicks who are not IG models.

    • Didn’t u seeMarch 29, 2018 at 4:10 AM

      Agree
      Def posted by her own self

  9. TJMarch 27, 2018 at 1:30 PM

    Amanda L’Hommedieu is the hottest woman on the planet. Emily Sears and Abigail Ratchford are in the top three with her, but Hannah is definitely in the top five.

    • DetriechDragoMarch 27, 2018 at 4:05 PM

      And none of them would even look at you in public or speak to you. Sucks to live life through someone else’s lens there doesn’t it?

      • TIgreMarch 27, 2018 at 9:00 PM

        Yes it does.

  10. GregMarch 27, 2018 at 1:00 PM

    She should never look directly at the camera as her big nose makes me go soft.

  11. Superfreak of the weekMarch 27, 2018 at 12:13 PM

    I hope your wife sees this and takes you for everything you have