THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser mother Charity Renfrow, triple felony DWI with new born in car.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Amber Dawn Hernandez, arrested in Scottsdale, arrested for: – One count of dangerous drug possession/use – One count of drug paraphernalia- possession/use I gotta ask- would you?
Answer: No. Even though she has the perfect mouth for Italian food (fellatio).
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Virginia Ann Katjke, arrested in good old Dirty Scottsdale for the following:
- One Count of narcotic drug possession/use
- Another count of narcotic drug possession/use
- One count of drug paraphernalia possession/use
- Two MORE counts of drug paraphernalia possession/use
- AND one count of shoplifting.
That’s a lot of stuff for one arrest, no? Also, do you think she should get botox?
No Botox. His face has character.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Shanisha Jean Sanera for the Dirty Mugshots. She was arrested in Scottsdale on one count of driving with a suspended/revoked/cancelled license. Her weight is listed as 105 pounds and 5’7″ in height. I’m not fat shaming, but… does she look like she’s that weigh to you?
No. If I had to guess- 137 pounds give or take two pounds. You can tell in the broad shoulders.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kevin William Seivert, arrested in Scottsdale on one count of a probation violation. While I’m interested in the probation violation, I’m more interested in why Kevin was shirtless in his mugshot… Hmm…
Because it’s 119 degrees and fabrics create a holding zone for body odor.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sharifa Nabila Naimi, arrested in Scottsdale on one count of driving with a license that’s suspended/revoked/cancelled. Personally, looking at how tired her eyes look, I’m concerned she wasn’t driving at all- you?
Those bags under her eyes are because of her genetic makeup… it has nothing to do with sleep.- nik