Sean Farver aka Dirty D*** Roid Monkey

Sean Farver aka Dirty D*** Roid Monkey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sean Farver is the biggest idiot running around town for the past decade. This dude is so self conscious about his little pecker he pumps himself with a ton of steroids every single day. You can find him snorting pepsi at 5 am at every after party – while hitting on anything with a vagina. Seriously. I’ve seen this guy with the ugliest women ever. Cheats on every single girlfriend he has and calls all women crazy lmao.


Sean makes absolutely no money as displayed by the cheap 2005 kanye sunglasses and perpetual thin white tshirts. He tried to make an app called “Atticue” and MISERABLY failed. It was literally Yelp with a different name. Gets with a new girlfriend every year so he can have a place to live, then goes out with his boys (all fucking losers) and fucks the entire town while snorting anything he can. Grow up you old ass roid monkey!

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  1. Christine ElizabethJuly 14, 2018 at 3:46 PM

    He looks like he talks with a lisp.

  2. SweetieJuly 13, 2018 at 2:28 AM

    Wow, I’ve never seen a forehead so big that a hat doesn’t cover it. What is that? An 8 head?

  3. Miss MollyJuly 12, 2018 at 12:51 PM

    Ooooooh…a roid-clitt to flick! LOL Probably anatomically can’t stand to pee. Poor thing..

  4. Hendey101574July 12, 2018 at 12:24 PM

    so, you let him do you up the butt, and than he stopped calling? Do I pretty much have this correct?