Simon Says DUI

Simon Says DUI

THE DIRTY ARMY:  This douchebag is Simon King. Calls himself the young Hugh Hefner, except he has no mansion, money or talent. He sets up old dudes with young girls and just landed a DUI. Since he’s always judging people, now it’s his turn to be judged.

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  1. Body IssuesMarch 28, 2018 at 4:15 PM

    He looks like he has a tiny greg lol

  2. TIgreMarch 25, 2018 at 8:44 PM

    I wonder if he’d hook me up with one of his hotties?

    • Simon QueenMarch 26, 2018 at 11:05 PM

      All those girls in the photos are escorts. Google Scottsdale escorts and you can hook yourself up with them.

  3. The MailmanMarch 25, 2018 at 11:07 AM

    Guy must have a huge dong cause obviously he has no money or brains or looks. Good for him. Hes been out with more girls in one night than most of you losers commenting will be with in a life time. All while wearing some kind of stupid miss pacman shirt and blue jeans.

    • Simon QueenMarch 26, 2018 at 11:04 PM

      Lmao your commenting on your own post simon its not anybody else because nobody on this planet likes you. Your 5 foot 5 and 120 pounds lol i have cousins who aren’t even 12 years old who are bigger then you and considering you wear childrens sized shoes your dong is childrens sized as well. Everyone knows you pay for sex so stop bragging about how much your getting laid. If you could afford nice clothes and still pay for escorts you’d do it.

  4. Joe MommaMarch 25, 2018 at 8:19 AM

    This loser is literally the most famous guy in scottsdale which gives the town a horrible name lol. Last time i partied with this 30k millionaire he was living in a dumpy 1 bedroom apartment, driving a 10 year old 3 series bmw, doing blow every night and telling everyone he owned scottsdale because he worked for SLE lol. Since then he’s been on this site 3 times the first two were for trying to run a prostitution ring called kings queens then he got called out for spreading STDs to escorts he was hiring. Simon King is such an tool with no self awareness theres literally hundreds of people who would want to post him on this site as a wake up call but didn’t so its no surprised he’s back on here again.

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