Someone please tell Shelbi Andrew to shave her pits!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, about a year ago this chick Shelbi Andrew was one of the hottest lil new golddiggers in this town. Every time I’d see her flashing her +2’s for bottles at Cake they looked pretty good. Then I guess she walked in on her old mexican sugardaddy (Pablo Curiel) sleeping with another girl in their house while he was videotaping the whole thing….and poor old Shelbi has lost it. Check out the before n after. Girl cut off all her hair, gained a bunch of weight and apparently doesn’t have money for razors anymore. She is only 21! can we set up a gofundme?
Shelbi Andrew needs to relocate to Vegas for the winter. She needs to use her powers for evil in Sin City (stack chips) before all her looks fade into Sacramento, Ca.- nik