Taryn Elwess isn’t marriage material

Taryn Elwess isn’t marriage material

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Taryn Elwess is a notorious club rat in old town. Has been for many years. She still only 25 but is a legendary slore. Legend goes she hooked up with several ASU football players while working on her degree in social work. People also say she was a huge hit with the boys at the frats. It isn’t hard to believe when you see how she grinds on guys in the club. She dresses like a floozy not like a girl in a relationship. My problem with her is she is getting married to one of my best friends. A guy I look up to. He takes her on vacation in Mexico and it turns out she cheated on her and he forgives her! They are engaged but she still goes out every weekend with her friends and hooks up with random guys. You can’t turn a ho into a housewife and this girl is nothing but trouble. Posting this here on thedirty so people can post their experiences with her. Everyone at Hi-Fi, Mint, El Hefe, ASU, car wash, and even the workers at Albertsons grocery store knows her, or have hooked up with her and know what she is all about. This girl isn’t even that hot. So I don’t even understand why you’d be a willing cuckold for her.


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  1. Just CheckingMarch 26, 2019 at 10:48 AM

    Did these folks get married as scheduled on 3/19/2019?

  2. You Mad BroNovember 9, 2018 at 3:54 PM

    Sounds like you have a gay affection for your man-boy friend. You should have told him you loved him when you both jerked each other off in high school behind the barn. Now it’s too late, he’s taken.


  3. CoreyOctober 15, 2018 at 1:20 AM


  4. TigreOctober 4, 2018 at 4:25 PM

    OP sounds like he’s jealous that he doesn’t get to be her husband.

  5. SharpechoOctober 4, 2018 at 6:53 AM

    I wold been her dad, but the dog beat me over the fence

  6. SupermanOctober 4, 2018 at 1:42 AM

    She looks like a mud shark. Who cares.

  7. NobodyOctober 3, 2018 at 11:03 PM

    Her future husband must be a true optimist. Once married people do change, but a leopard can never change it’s spots.

  8. Realist1October 3, 2018 at 7:04 PM


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  11. ScottdaleOctober 3, 2018 at 5:23 PM

    All I have to say is she likes the train…had some goodtimes pluggin dem holes with the homies!