The Mystery of Magdalena
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, soooo this is Magdalena Krasowski, everyone’s favorite veteran Peso’s server. She has been there so long she’s met not one but TWO baby daddies working there. Her Instagram is a weird mix of thirst-trapping and wholesome pics of her kids. Anyway, everyone knows this broad – and knows that her lips, nose, hair, and boobs are as real as cubic zirconia.
The mystery I need solved is the curious case of Magdalena’s caboose. Despite her claims that she’s just “working angles and doing squats,” it sure seems like it grew exponentially overnight… Here’s the photographic evidence – these photos are all recent; the first two are before and the other two are after. Not much on her is real so no way dat ass is. What do you guys make of this?
Whose hat is that?- nik