What Is Healthy

What Is Healthy

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my mom is trying to tell me I need to marry a woman like on the right because she is healthy. Hell no. I told her ITG or die. Good thing I was raised by you Nik. My parents have no idea.

Thank you my child. Please tell your mom- “I don’t want you to have diabetic grandkids”, she will understand.- nik

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  1. You Need FeminismNovember 24, 2017 at 10:48 PM

    The girl on the right is healthy, but those underpants are hella unflattering. Why do these b*tches always gotta be posting pics of themselves intheir underpants? Nobody wants to see that, you Attention whores!

  2. IlyinNovember 7, 2017 at 6:17 PM

    Wow….I puked up a little when I saw this picture.

    The one on the right is morbidly obese for sure

  3. TrutherNovember 4, 2017 at 5:46 AM

    I SAW THIS ON INSTAGRAM THE REDHEAD IS A WHALE

    the other girl is pretty tho

  4. TigreNovember 3, 2017 at 7:44 PM

    If you impregnate the one on the left she’ll grow into the one on the right.

  5. jack.hahnNovember 3, 2017 at 10:46 AM

    Moms want grandchildren, and the one on the right is much more likely to both be able to carry a baby to term, AND gain five pounds a year, for the rest of her life.

    • TrutherNovember 4, 2017 at 5:47 AM

      The other girl looks pretty fertile to me

      • jack.hahnNovember 4, 2017 at 8:04 PM

        I didn’t suggest that the one on the left isn’t fertile, Truther, I said the redhead is MORE likely to become morbidly obese. That’s why I capitalized ‘AND’. If a woman is young, single, childless AND heavy, there’s about a 0.00017% chance that she WON’T be a LOT heavier when she’s older, married, and has borne children. The one on the left COULD gain 20% of her body weight proportionately, and still be hot. The readhead’s bod MIGHT be considered hot, if she was 45 AND was a mother of six. Guys don’t want to invest most of their future earnings in assets guaranteed to depreciate in value, unless they have few other options. This is also why one should never buy a $300 car from a used car salesman who stars in his own television commercials.

  6. JsNovember 3, 2017 at 9:13 AM

    Girl on the right probably “feels” better, if you know what I mean ;)

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