What’s Up With Scottsdale?

What’s Up With Scottsdale?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when you look up #Scottsdale on Instagram, legit everything is blondes with +2’s and men who are in ridiculously good shape and more into the gym than the cast of Jersey Shore in their heyday. So I had to ask- why is this? What is it about Scottsdale that drives the blondes and gym bro’s there? Or is it jus something in the water?

It’s the water at RA sushi that drains into the Sewerfront river in Old Town. The fumes are an organic aroma of toxic douche.- nik


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  1. FunK_illerOctober 25, 2017 at 3:12 PM


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