King F*ckboy — Zach Anderson
The Dirty Army: This guy is quite literally the scum of the earth. He is still legally married to a woman that just had their second child, is living with a fiancé and was keeping up a steady long time girlfriend as well. He doesn’t care about who or what he destroys as long as he’s getting laid. He has a third daughter he never sees, and is verbally and emotionally abusive to the women he “loves”. He will lie and pretend to be whatever he thinks will make you crawl in bed with him. He is constantly talking to at least 5 different women, filling their heads with lies, so they’ll go to bed with him when he feels like it. He also doesn’t care if the girls he’s after are married, engaged or dating someone else. In fact that makes “the game” more fun for him. He drinks too much, has anger issues, is currently fighting domestic violence charges and is the flakiest human alive. He’ll make plans with you then just vanish. One can only assume because he found a more interesting woman to shag that night. He’ll tell you he loves you and wants to marry you if he thinks thats what you want to hear. Ladies, if you’ve seen this two timing sob, run. He’s way more trouble than he’s worth and he’ll do whatever he can to ruin your life so that you’ll wind up dependent on him. He’s the true definition of a Sociopath and f*ckboy.
— The Scottsdale douche is thriving