Drew Gellein of Marysville, Washington
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Drew Gellein has f**ked around on every girl he’s ever dated, including his kids mom. He thinks he’s a really good softball player ,but has arthritis in his back and really bad body odor. He will find you on social media because he has no confidence to do it in person, and tell you he loves you within 1-2 weeks. His Greg is tiny, teeth mangled, and was in special education classes throughout elementary school. This nearly 40 year old man is a real tool. Beware, ladies, he will bring his kids around you right away to win you over. They were raised by his parents while him and their mom were doing methamphetamines.