Kolby “Stumpy Beef” Swenson
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t be fooled by Kolby Swenson. He has been visiting brothels on and off behind his girlfriend Brittany Nicole Gassert’s back for a very long time. He is very well know around the Washington area and is a well known customer at the Tight Fit Brothel house in Puyallup. He also hides his identity on social media. So he can try to meet more women through various dating websites and even hitting on fitness girls on Instagram. His Instagram name is @og_ksw. He also told me once he had a lump on the base of penis, so we gave him the nickname stumpy.
His back is covered in pimples from all his steroid abuse. He also told me it makes it hard for him to keep his penis in check while he is on cycle. As he says he would fuck just about anything with a hole and heart beat as long as he gets laid. He also mentioned the fact that his current girlfriend gives the worst blowjobs he has even had in his life. Another thing Kolby Swenson absolutely loves is taking large amount of steroids. His favourite steroid is Trenbolone.
Kolbys is also really good friends with Jonathan Lemkin. Jonathan Lemkin by the way has become a huge internet sensation thanks in part to the dirty. Kolby Swenson also promotes and sells Lemkinese gear, which is internet slang for bunk or defective steroids. One last thing about Kolby “Stumpy” Swenson. Is that he also has a oxycotin addiction which Jonathan Lemkin helps him out with. As Jonathan Lemkin is well known for peddling oxycotin to big name fitness celebrities such as Rich Piana and Sara Piana. Kolby has also been caught doing gay for pay in the past as well. In order to fund his lavish lifestyle.