The Weird Life of Arty Johnson

The Weird Life of Arty Johnson

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this little trio is one for the books…. Arty Johnson is 45 has two kids lives with his girlfriend and is cheating with these two. Yes! Both! Emilie Davis has DRDs, (true story) she gave it admittedly to several people she does nothing but party, pop molly, does pepsi, gets in bar fights is drunk and high regularly and has sex with girls/guys even her roommate Demi Donley. Who also pops Molly like candy, has no job and is known to suck a few Gregs in the clubs.

Arty is doing them both and popping viagra to keep up. They are out together all the time and it’s like the two girls all over each other while this old man is watching, getting off.. Did we mention Arty has a daughter the same age both. It’s weird! I don’t know how his girlfriend doesn’t know or maybe she does I don’t know It’s all some weird stuff. Anyone who has had contact with any of them needs to go get tested.

I bought a Silver Molly fish for my kids this weekend. Does that count?- nik

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  1. To good -September 4, 2018 at 5:32 AM

    Arty – this dude is too funny. To completely blind to know that literally everyone is making fun of him behind his back. He is on this site like 3-5 times I believe – News flash arty – St Louis is a large high school, the fact that you “DJ” or well press the “play” button on your 2008 MacBook at Washington bars is the entire resume of your life. I love seeing things like this on him, because he takes complete advantage of young girls that really don’t know better yet – while when he was … oh I dunno … 28-30, all those girls see him out now and are like WTF is this grandpa still doing this? Its too funny. The fact that he cheats – sorry that is not news – but hey, that AARP card is coming soon so at least he can get that senior discount at his clubs or really… street bars that he “performs” at. He is a complete joke. He messed up years ago when he lost Beth.

  2. AnonmanMay 22, 2018 at 8:52 PM

    I wanna do all 6 holes

  3. BillApril 25, 2018 at 4:02 PM

    None of this is true. Arty and Em are in love. People are pissed just because they are happy living together. His son loves her His family loves her Get a life people!

  4. Ya knowwwwMarch 30, 2018 at 10:24 PM

    Why is the brunette dressed a very nice gown and her frind is in a sports bra!!?? If they are roomies why didn’t she help her out with some advice!!??

  5. KiMarch 15, 2018 at 5:25 PM

    Only one kid is with the crazy lady he mooches off of… lives with… while getting food stamps….

    • vinoApril 26, 2018 at 9:55 AM

      Em and Arty and His kid live together and do not get foodstamps FYI

  6. Demi donleyMarch 2, 2018 at 10:59 AM

    Lmao I don’t have sex with my roommate I like the Ddd I’m dead at this post

  7. TigreFebruary 26, 2018 at 12:24 PM

    Arty is a God. He has three hotties but if I could get any one of them she’d be my queen.

  8. Georgia97February 26, 2018 at 6:53 AM

    They both need +2’s.

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