Stripper Name/Meth face: Crystal Brittany Lane
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Crystal Brittany Lane. Someone needs to warn her clueless bf and the rest of Tampa’s men!! Cheating on her BF, she was still chasing around some local club singer turned male stripper. When he started banging other chicks and broke her heart, she homie hopped over to his best friend. But that new guy was still in a relationship with one of HER girlfriends. Shadyyyy!
Even though she looks 50 not 33, she looooves younger men. I used to work with this B and heard it alllll from her 2faced coworkers. Everyone she cries to talks behind her back and spreads her dirty laundry. No one trusts her! No one’s fooled by her religious posts. Makes up family emergency lies to get shifts covered so she can get high and party all nite. I dunno whats bigger: her good person act or the REFUND GAP between those rock hard plus-2s!! 3 DUI mugshots in a year PLUS house arrest but always working at a new bar when shes not dealing cards???
Funny story though: probation says she can’t drink booze!! O- and don’t be fooled by her Hard Rock calendar pics. Takes a loooot of paint photoshop and fake hair to transform that mug. We all saw the real deal when she rolls in to work w greasy hair n last nights clown makeup. Take a shower! Lay off the Pepsi, roids n molly!!!!
She only need 9 more mugshots to make a cool calendar.- nik