Stripper Name/Meth face: Crystal Brittany Lane

Stripper Name/Meth face: Crystal Brittany Lane

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Crystal Brittany Lane. Someone needs to warn her clueless bf and the rest of Tampa’s men!! Cheating on her BF, she was still chasing around some local club singer turned male stripper. When he started banging other chicks and broke her heart, she homie hopped over to his best friend. But that new guy was still in a relationship with one of HER girlfriends. Shadyyyy!

Even though she looks 50 not 33, she looooves younger men. I used to work with this B and heard it alllll from her 2faced coworkers. Everyone she cries to talks behind her back and spreads her dirty laundry. No one trusts her! No one’s fooled by her religious posts. Makes up family emergency lies to get shifts covered so she can get high and party all nite. I dunno whats bigger: her good person act or the REFUND GAP between those rock hard plus-2s!! 3 DUI mugshots in a year PLUS house arrest but always working at a new bar when shes not dealing cards???

Funny story though: probation says she can’t drink booze!! O- and don’t be fooled by her Hard Rock calendar pics. Takes a loooot of paint photoshop and fake hair to transform that mug. We all saw the real deal when she rolls in to work w greasy hair n last nights clown makeup. Take a shower! Lay off the Pepsi, roids n molly!!!!

She only need 9 more mugshots to make a cool calendar.- nik

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  1. FlatheadOctober 3, 2018 at 1:23 AM

    Hey, that’s my Mom.

  2. MeSeptember 24, 2018 at 8:08 PM

    You must be jealous of crystal. She is beautiful and sweet. I worked with her at the rock and you are telling lies.

  3. Just my 2 centsOctober 15, 2017 at 10:00 PM

    Lousy lay. Doesnt shave n doesnt move,
    too messed up on drugs n booze. Get outta there boyfriend. Everyone else has been there before during n after you. This old lady aint the one

    • wowwwwOctober 21, 2017 at 10:20 AM

      Omg wowww how embarassinggg – hard rock needs to retire her old photoshopped calendar pics. Social media person um heloooooo!! Not who you want repping ur brand! the naked thirst trap selfies she used to post werent even flattering lol. Like how disappointing to go to a meet n greet and see that mess instead??? “Wait that’s u?? Not ur drugged out mom?? Woowwww”

  4. BelleOctober 8, 2017 at 10:01 PM

    hideous beast, inside and out. what a phony

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